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It's a tenner isn't it? I eek mine out buying 99p store aftershave.

Best has a cracking record and probably the quickest feet at the club. No one is ever going to think he's the answer but at least he can hit the onion bag. However, we need a proper striker, I'll turn a blind eye to the LB debacle if we get a proper striker in.

http://www.sportmediaset.mediaset.it/merca...newcastle.shtml EVEN TO NEWCASTLE MUNTARI Olympiacos Despite an offer, even Sullay Muntari, maturing in 2012, is doomed to Newcastle. For Ghana the English club would be willing to put on the plate about 9 million. A great investment for a player who already has experience in the Premier League after playing one season with Portsmouth (2007) and part of last season with Sunderland.

If Bunn has been replaced it'll be someone on less dough.

Summarises the approach very well, I think this is precisely what is going on accepting that the bit in italics is hopeful rather than proven (which is why you italicised of course). Ashley does things his way and this is an innovative gambler's approach, the Toon becoming like the French Foreign Legion (metaphorically and literally it seems). Is this with the hope that one of every two or three will be moved on at huge profit, or is it to build a challenging team in his own way? Almost impossible not to lean toward the former given the conveyor belt of shite but I do believe that Ashley is a narcissist and wants to prove to everyone he can do things, big things, using his own methods; that could of course solely be to make the club financially successful. What's left to ponder is is there any vanity in there to get the club competing using his own methods too? Time will tell, but I've lost hope myself.

What a prat. Get him, Pardew and Big Ron doing the punditry. Press the blue button for The Tourettes Commentators

it's a shame we've faced no decent opposition before the window slams really.

I think dubstep is perhaps explained by the kids' drug of choice these days - ketamine. When everyone was on the eccies the popular 'underground' dance music was considerably more accessible imo, reflecting the effects of the drug. Have some K then, you old bastard.

Happy 21st Birthday Lad!

completely right footed.

My mate, an Arsenal fan, is having a Man U fan move into his house as a lodger this weekend.

Classic DEADMAN.

I reckon his song is Hammer to Fall by Queen. We'll never hear it.

QFT Directing vitriol at the player is frankly laughable when we all know what consistently idiotic arseholes we have at the helm.

Could be a bluff but Warnock said in the press yesterday that the figures being bandied about (£80k) were bollocks.

Fenham Cruyff showing his close control. Fucking get in there bonnie lad!!!

His big bro should be f ameobi I prefer I AM A CUNT harsh but fair.

Our MOTM against Scunthorpe, the goalkeeper.

Can these professional cunts not keep the ball down?

Sammy the best winger on the park, ffs.

Ba's feet move a bit quicker than Shola's but they're just as hapless.

this is rubbing it in a bit http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/matches