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aye, sorry about that.

QFT

I'd take back those words that have hurt you

We definitely need another thread full of this shit.

I know we agreed something but I want to do something different so.....

Happy Birthday from wor Cheryl

Always reminds me of this... Updated my avatar just for you. Looks good mate!

Happy Birthday KM!

he must be in utter anguish, staying off here trying to look like he's doing something.

Lambrini on ice here.

haway man LTB, I'm getting moist here man!

the ultimate narcissistic wind up merchant, who thought he was smarter than everyone else. Achieved DEFCON 5 when he claimed bench pressing half a tonne is a piece of piss, and completely Fukushimad when he was outed as an uphill gardener. A huge relief when he fucked off, he was the mosquito of the board.

Oh go on. I would refuse to out if it was in Shoreditch on general principles.

made me think 'hipster cunt', but I recall this look is fairly commonplace now so I think 'mainstream cunt' instead.

Always reminds me of this...

don't get any Philosophers Stone either.

"I <3 cock bars"?

How can we do the virtual bumps?

I misread that. Was lifting the phone to 999.

Wor lass headbutted me awake in the night. Bit bruised tbh, she's in A&E.

I prefer this one. Are you really 18 tomorrow?

Mohammed took a wife at 6 and 'knew' her at 9, if that helps. He said his shed was a Wendy House.