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Will Self is an absolute deviant and surely doing the crucial 1-2.30 am slot at Gloom’s the morra.

The filthy scum have only done that to try and make Sunderland look bad. Obsessed man.

Mag.

Are Barcelona shit?

Ketamine?

OR some SORT OF DEATH SPIRAL OTHERWISE

It'd be some arc of redemption should his saves help us win it.

Act it all out with a few mates in the back garden and award yourself a nice bottle of single malt, say an Arran 18, as the inevitable trophy. Do you need any subs?

This is where I am at and I’m in disbelief about it tbh.

FTG

If only his dad had been that premature.

We’re shit in front of goal currently. No end product = another year with this fucking name. I’m away in the states working so didn’t watch the Liverpool game. I feel like the wheels are coming off and we’re going to finish about 6th or 7th, and get spanked by Rashford. Who on here is going to the final (and Gloom’s Ketamine Kommiseration bash).

I resign.

Well, this is going great.

Botman, Shirley?

Right, apologies to those whose noses might feel misaligned, but we need change. We need a win. And I think we will get one now.

Is that Christina Acapulco?

It was T-shyy

Shite. Let’s hope we turn it around soon.

ASM couldn’t pass the salt.

Who the fuck has this kind of time?

In the crisp bag, the mackem crisp bag the lion sleeps tonight Near the landfill, the minging landfill, the lion sleeps tonight Ah wheeeeeeaah wheeeaase keys are they?

sending kids to nursery? Mag behaviour.