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Women were fucking lifting back in the day. I mean presumably these were hotties at the time. Thank fuck I’m alive now when it’s a veritable blartathon. Forsooth.

He's got the giant heads cheat on.

Couldn't be easier, one generous teaspoon of XO Marmite in the jar for each egg. Wait at least 6 weeks but 6+ months is best.

I’ve been doing marmite ones for years. Glorious. what’s the recipe here? I’ve done a few curry ones but always use too much chilli.

Most non-mags have been nominated for the Nobel Peace prize, cured cancer and shagged Vorderman.

Nathan Jones, you been on the bong.

Mackem baby shower?

Harry had rung us first. “Ah think as gunna marry this black lass” he’d said. “Now hey mister Prince, who am I to stand in the way of true love, and she does look absolute filth, but you do know what the press’ll do don’t you?” ”I know Boss, I just have to try with this woman. I don’t know how to make it work”. Barnes smiled. He knew exactly which page of the playbook to finger. “You’ve called the right man. What you need to do is go to the press, tell anyone and everyone who will listen how wrong everyone else is. Make sure you sell your story. No harm in making some money off of your pain and suffering. Get as much input as possible from your lass, to make it authentic like.” ”and what do I do about the family” ”Leave them. You are your own man. Like me. Tell all your stories and they will one day welcome you back with open arms. Just like my Geordie family will. One day.” Barnes stared longingly out the dirty window, the old waiting game. “Okay. So leave the royal family, tell the press my side of the story and move to the States” “woah woah woah yooth. I didn’t say move to the States. You don’t want to do anything too extreme kidda. Ta ta for now. Bien chance.”. Barnes clicked off, satisfied he’d resolved another tricky situation. Just then the moped finally appeared in his cul-de-sac. At last, his Taco Bell family meal for one was here. Life was still good he thought as he waded through ankle deep litter toward the door.

Surely Howe must bear a modicum of responsibility?

probably help him

Start the next thread then. We need a turnaround.

Piss poor finishing from the second string who are shite.

It’s like a fucking barn door convention. What a set of fucking gimps man.

Anyone else ffs. Anyone.

Chris fucking Wood man.

Cunt tied more like. Eh @wykikitoon?

They are unbeaten in 17 and we are unbeaten in 15. That is 32 games total. #Maths4Glory Could go either way really, we could just sneak it by 1-0 or we could get up in their guts like a long weekend in Calcutta.

Oh fuck, he’s not? This is just so disappointing.

He’s helpfully cropped the fact it’s Kuol’s insta.

Has Toonpack done enough for the big job? Does he want it anyway? Can his retinas survive? Tune in next time to find out.

White background user. We are in extremely deep shit.