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I'll be crying into my drink before the match starts by the look of things.

Shearer may well tell him to shove it too. We might lose the last game of the season as we are unable to field enough players!

"However, now well into his 80s, Hines – although London-based – would appear an unlikely candidate to succeed Mike Ashley in the high-profile, high-pressure role of Toon benefactor." Great, an octogenarian running the show. Stadium already full of shite, going to stink of piss too is it?

http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/show....ion/Bond_Street It is apparently the pub to go to to watch the toon in the smoke, anyone been? I'll likely be smashing a few beers in there later.

everyone

the eiffel tower

Ali -G

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Okay I've got to admit, that's piqued my interest TS! So what is it then...some sort of disability benefit or royalties from your novelty xmas number 1 in Afghanistan? pennies from heaven mate, the missus' pension. only about £9k a year but enough to live in Thailand or Bolivia or somesuch no worries. it's a mixed blessing for sure. At the minute it just means I drink DAB or Peroni instead of Fosters!

Get a grip on yourself It don't cost much I'm free to be whatever I Whatever I choose And I'll sing the blues if I want

Part of my trouble/blessing is I have a guaranteed income for life...not much but enough to take stock and fuck about for a bit. It's the burning feeling that I should definitely be doing something else that grows and aches.

The whole world is shit and they fucken know it!

A couple of fair points there Renton. But don't call me fucknose, cuntface.

It's the lack of zest that's boiling my piss. My ebullience has abandoned me/fish. Here's the real kicker lads, the cunts are about to promote me to executive. Extra £5k plus. BUT if I take that then the notice period rises from one month to three.....tightening the screw you see.

this is a bit more like it, I think.

fucking hell I knew all the sensible cunts would pile in here. where's the fucking "go for it man" loons? we are about to merge with another company so there is the chance of redundancy but every day in here is another step along the wrong bastard path, at least the path is littered with beer, shiny things and psychedelics, I guess. ffs, am I going to HAVE to find another job first? common sense sucks.

After weeks, actually months of thinking of getting out of this soul destroying place I am literally just about to quit. I have nothing to go to but a fair bit of cash behind me. I want to totally change career but not certain to what yet, I am just losing integrity here daily because I couldn't give a fuck. The thought of quitting makes me both happy and anxious. Has anyone done something similar and what's your story? It's gonna happen this afternoon really, I just wanted to hear a success story or two.. Cheers

just shut the fuck up, on general principles, for once in your life.

Collective unconscious v materialist world view. Get going on that. Parramatta is a shithole, I'll give you that. I'll have a crack as I'm on a dull train journey but will likely get bored and end up on lolcats. Seems to me that we have an innate drive for improvement of our lot and this is heavily exploited by others for the improvement of their lot. We are parasites upon each other. Exploiting fears and desires. A women's magazine with a beautiful airbrushed model on the cover and impossibly perfect skin ubiquitous throughout is also rammed full of make up adverts, surgery adverts, aaaah you're shit adverts. You are not good enough, not good enough until you have a marble top kitchen surface to chop your crushed marble cocaine on. Not good enough until you drive your 5 mile daily commute in a gas guzzling monster machine, not good enough until all your friends think you are a total arsehole so you have to get new ones who are sucking from the same spiteful teat. We have largely moved away from spiritual matters which encourage a more pious or modest existence because this is not really useful for progress and the gang bang. With the brakes of higher concepts removed progress and rape become faster, easier. Maybe we have moved away from spiritual matters because so many tranches developed that we now equate spirituality with religion and religion is an unmitigated disaster for our species. Our collective unconscious is driven, deeply mistrustful and exploitative. It has never agreed upon higher philosophies, therefore base ideas come to the fore. This is a natural bi-product of evolution. Driven + Exploitative + Mistrustful = let's fuck each other over ad nauseum. Just typing out loud really, feel free to refute.

Viduka probably thinks so.

If we don't beat boro that's surely it, isn't it? We are so shit I just cannot even imagine us scoring a goal anymore. All I see is Vidowtins smacking it into row z or scuffing to the keeper. Maybe everyone feels this way. Maybe we are going to get us relegated through mass telekinesis, like Carrie killing all of her friends. Okay then, let's all agree that we will beat Boro 1 nil. If we all visualise it then maybe, just maybe it will happen. 1 - 0 is realistic enough. This is what the NUSC should be doing, encouraging fans to pre-agree a result and then mentally make it happen, even down to the goal scorers. They could get Tony Robbins to podcast this. 1-0, Viduka to score. Believe it.