trophyshy

crack

rimmer

"that's not a knife"

I got one last week, was in a bay for 10 minutes with no ticket (after 5.30 thought I was okay as just around the corner that's the start of free time, but would the cunts have a standard set of times? No because they like to fuck your day up and steal your money). Anyway on the fucking ticket, the observed from was 17.47 and observed to was 17.48. I was contemplating saying I was in a shop getting some change and 1 minute is rather fucking punitive m'lud, I could have even been at the machine for fuck's sake...are they not supposed to give you a few minutes in case you are sorting out a fucking ticket/money? Benefit of the doubt? Well, anyway I remembered where I live and just paid the fucking £30. Thieving bastards. I was giving blood too.

"too many cooks is not a possibility"

No wonder he swore so much in that on set rant. Poor fuckers back teeth must have been floating.

winnets

Tevez reminds me of Pedro fwiw

I'd rather have two of him than one Michael Owen.

dome

More than a way to go, we could have lost that 1-4 and the overall game not have been all that different. Not good, especially bearing in mind who we were playing and how they've been this season. Another summer like the last one (or just 1/2 as bad) and we'll be breaking Derby's record next season (assuming we do stay up this season). I'm pleased someone has had the presence of mind to attempt to piss all over any joy anyone might be having from this rare and exciting victory. Well played fop.

wasn't nailed. glued tbf.

Not in the mood?

is this the official match thread?

Nerves bonnie lad. you got off lightly anyway, I've split me ring this afternoon.

I think his hair is letting him down badly. It clearly looks ridiculous in this country but was likely respected in his own and in Spain where men have greater freedom to look like poodles. If he was to adopt a skinhead I think he would feel a lot better about himself and get stuck in a bit more. He'd probably run quite a bit faster too. Self image is a critical thing and he must know, by now, that in this country he looks a total gimpoid.

Not today!! It's a beautiful day today. bugger.

is there any snow up there lads?

S Taylor is fit according to nufc.co.uk as for R Taylor... pfft he came to the toon with so much potential and he has shown 0% of it. I wouldnt predict him to score even if there were 11 of him on the pitch against a 7 man Blyth. Fair play, .com and physioroom have him injured/doubtful, don't know why I am so reluctant to believe the official line.

Staylor is injured inne? Did you mean R?

I'm afraid a wave of nausea is as close as you'll get

Seems that way. Even if we managed to manipulate the very fabric of space-time, we'd still have no pace in the side.

tbf he couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo's ass.

Viduka 1 Boro 1 (o.g. Colo)

this really. another one to get shot of no matter what league we are in next year. how many players full of promise come to us and go bad?