trophyshy

In the spring the males are mate guarding... which, I think, coined the expression.

My new girlfriend is Villa lads. It's going to hurt her more than me if we go down.

I can't imagine us bouncing back. Ashley is clueless and the club will continue its decline with him at the helm unless he has a dramatic change of policy and gets his chequebook out. But even then, how many players will want to come, how much PR damage has been done? Shearer and Dowie have it all to do both downwardly and upwardly to change things, relegation or not. I fear relegation will lead to several years in the doldrums, we might be a decade from competing again, we might not get back in a generation. Thanks Mike, Destroyer of Hope. That sums it up for me, he has killed hope and that is pretty much all we've ever fucking had.

How come the jormans have the best painkillers like?

good luck with that 'pud.

prego bonnie lad.

been trawling through the squads on toonarama and now just more fucking confused than before. http://www.toonarama.co.uk/galleries/1980/...ad_1988-89.html

One could argue it is so they can highlight in glorious high def every tear, grimace, frown and anguished expression of the Toon Army and their fallen Messiah.

"Lads lads. a kna wus have played shite aal season but look awar there, the toon army are carrying a coupla lilos and some of them have masks on n that, lets fucken dee these brummie cunts" Aston Villa 2 0 Newcastle United Edit - will there even be any Geordie accents in the team?

What about the backroom cuts that will be made to streamline the business? Who knows where else FMA will swing the axe? The potential repercussions are mind boggling.

What about the backroom cuts that will be made to streamline the business? Who knows where else FMA will swing the axe? The potential repercussions are mind boggling.

Stay Nicky Butt Nicky Fucking Bu-Utt

Had his ears tucked?

Midfield

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Katy Simpson, one to watch. Hope he's okay.

nah not Liam.

If we get relegated Danny will you fuck off please?

People from Reading will never have any clue what you're on about Tom. It's like trying to describe colour to Stevie Wonder.

I sometimes sit in the champagne bar over St Pancras, never had a single fucking idea in there apart from 'let's get shitfaced'

Tom, is it possible you can set up a temporary sub forum just for new sign ups, that way we can choose to laugh at their witticisms without it pervading all areas of the site?

Is that an ad for Metaxa Brandy?

good luck mate.