trophyshy

I've decided I am going to get one and, using a laundry pen, fill in the stripes on the back.

I've had swine flu before, it only lasts about a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

I picked the wrong season to give up jellies.

If it's the only way to abolish the royals I'll eat Chinese bananas for a few years.

it's on the telly. If i had a telly... You'd watch it in the morning, you'd watch it in the evening and all over the land.

Dear Trophyshy, Unfortunately there have been no occurences of FLAPS OR CLUNGE in the league, to date however back in 1989 there was an occurence of PISSFLAPS in the FA Cup 3rd round draw when Portsmouth, Ipswich, Stevenage, Sheffield United, Fulham, Leeds, Arsenal, Preston North End and Sunderland were all drawn at home by Bobby Charlton live on BBC1 resulting in a sternly worded letter from Mary Whitehouse being issued to the Director General of the BBC. This is the reason all FA Cup draws are now televised with a 30 second delay. I always thought that delay was to ensure Man U got a home draw! Bobby works in mysterious ways.

nice move, praying on his tendency to seizure. I used to have strobe in my bedroom, but that's another story.

To go off topic a bit, I always read down the first letters in the league to see if 'FLAPS' or 'CLUNGE' et al have been randomly thrown out serendipitously. Do any readers know of a date when this occurred? I'll even accept 'TITWANK'

I'm not honest enough to be self-critical, but I realised most people were cunts when i was about 25.

Does she do the gadget show now? Always liked her tits. the protagonist is a Serious Tit Man, and he reports they are truly colossal.

Bugger man. Who showed her this thread?

Why not? Just use the aforementioned tools of the trade. What's he using now? The Electric Michelangelo?

pac-man was more realistic.

Aye, she is. I'm trying to persuade him to splurge on her pate.

pre-knocked mate.

this might turn me you know.

in other news, my mate is nailing gail porter.

Put a snickers bar up his arse when he's asleep......LOL That's not a Snickers George, that's a careless Wispa.

has anyone heard the rumour that they're going to make an American version of Withnail?

I have discovered Norwich vs Reading on Monday night is being illegally streamed. Might watch it actually, see what we're up against.

you forgot boring Stevie.

Very handy for spewing on.