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You are free to extend your period of mourning accordingly.

How's that for awareness?

They eat them in Peru.

You're almost right.

I’ve got a big birthday bash this weekend. Friday to Monday up in Hay-on-Wye. The new bank holiday means loads of people can now stay on the Sunday night too. And hopefully the drive home will be quiet as driving is probably to be frowned upon on the big day. So this has worked out well for me. Cheers Lizzie.

I meant YOU, you flamin' galah.

First guest on "I Don't Believe It!" with @wykikitoon? Shithouse sports and their fuckwit supporters.

Still a decent shout anyway mate. Probably got a few choice wisdoms on the hard drive.

He just wanted to go on Twitter and talk about his beloved team/dead monarch.

Can you start a podcast please? Any subject is fine.

Ponce Andrew was due to start it, tbf.

DIY is also cancelled. That’s what I’ve told my lass anyway.

https://www.annsummers.com/

Hawaiian shirts FTW

"civilian dress is expected to be dark with black ties for men and black dress for women" Until 7 days after her as yet undefined funeral. Time for my long-awaited goth phase.

How about Mourning Wood?

"You might as well give it all to me"

The shitshow of the last decade actually caused this republican to warm to Liz. This is yet more bad news for our tattered nation. Charles is off his tits.

HANG ON LIZZIE!

The broken Ken doll.

Last night I was sitting in the lounge minding my own business after the kids were put to bed. I had the big light on. Wor lass walked into the room and turned the big light off, fuck knows why. She didn’t turn any other lights on, there was a little residual light coming from the kitchen. About three fucking minutes later she said to me, in absolute seriousness, “what are you doing sitting here in the dark?!”

where have her enormous norks gone today? talk about flip-flopping.

https://dispenseroo.com/