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My first wife had her period on our honeymoon. Not since Pearl Harbor has a Japanese flag seen so much action in Hawaii.

They started sending him socks. First there was just one or two which he laughed off, but as the days turned to weeks they started mounting up. Initially Barnes tossed them in the back of the motor, a hire car as he'd totalled the Lexus whilst struggling with a ridiculously well-wrapped Nandos. It was a Mondeo "the best we can offer Mr Barnes", a top-of-the-range Vignale, but it felt like moving from silk sheets to polyester. Every time he clunked the door closed he winced. The socks now filled his back seats, the parcel shelf, half the boot and were competing with the junk-food ephemera for dominance in the front. He'd put out an appeal on twitter and "that ticktock" which had only made things worse. There were hundreds now, maybe thousands. At his office, arriving at home, tossed at him from the stands. It was like that old Star Trek episode, The Trouble with Tribbles. Still, he could turn this around, Alex will sell them on ebay - we will make this work, he resolved as he opened the Uber Eats app for the fifth time this morning.

I wouldn’t put that past Bruce.

They need the GE as much as anyone.

It distilled the potential candidates down to the ethically and/or intellectually questionable.

Brexit.

We should be 4th really, if not for the cuntery. That was a class display tbf.

You thought you were going to speak to the prime minister, but all you’re going to get is a long fucking pause. You stupid cunt.

Even worse! Bloody fascists.

all deleted. If we were in any doubt about the state of the BBC.

I’d give Truss a fiver for a BJ and expect a tenner change.

I’ve just noticed Angela Rayner looks like Nicholas Cage in drag. Apologies for sharing.

Why did Pope hold onto the ball too long? He was pontificating. stay for the veal etc etc.

Most Popes have held balls for longer.

Isak needs to get on the roids pronto.

Where is the door?

The music on this went quite nicely with the lying in state I've got on the other side of the screen

I have just watched twenty minutes of this and it is brilliant. Apart from being macabre, bizarre and almost biblical in its epic lunacy, it is sensational people watching. Essential viewing. 9/10.

Is there not a webcam you can just look at for 30 seconds? We all coped during the pandemic with remote viewing.