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Was a bit disappointed that there was no Titty Twister theme bar in Cancun. Coco-Bongo (Jim Carrey's club) was freaking awesome though Fucking hell can you imagine it? Salma Hayek lookalike serving the beers and Cheech on the door? The rest of Mexico would be empty Wasn't Kelly from Saved by the Bell in the second one (or was it the third???) Can't say I've ever seen the sequels like... The first one was a pretty shocking film as it was... I'll make sure not to watch it while I'm there.

I'm off there in ten days. Done bugger all research yet....anyone been? What should I not miss? ta.

and mouths.

Secretly knocking one out over Louise's corn-rakers might raise a brow or three.

I got a 'disturbing the peace' ticket from the polis for being hoyed out of a nightclub (Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting thrown out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?) Anyway next morning in hotel, still pissed....Withnail was in there and I got his autograph, the only thing I had in my pocket was my police ticket. Seemed entirely appropriate to me.

Did you feel that gorilla was mocking him?

A far bigger challenge iyam.

You from Jarra Parkenstein? God no! The KK saga unhappily coincided with me coming off drugs of any kind.....However over the last few days I am beginning to see flickers of light in our collective darkness. Lighting the bong?

Erm...taxi for GAYERS!!!!

At a guess, they are so fucking sick of reading the Qur'an, they'd rather hack their own hands off than read anything else?

Both the product of London schooling I may add. http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=1434

Surreal you say... Was in a parallel universe where J69 refused to give MvB his autograph. MvB beat the shit out of him for it.

In the last month I have seen both 'luxery' and 'luxary' used on this site. Can I just point out it is spelled luxury. That is all.

not losing too much money in this fucking mess meeting a worthy opponent changing jobs that'll do did this have to be football based?

Rob Lee

work booze up in 2h 05 mins, then off to a few northern mates for a meal and a drink tommoz a bit of shopping, housework, xbox live then someone's bday do in some wanky clapham schlepp. following that looks like an all nighter in the offing Sunday will probably be messy.

cobblers mesh, she's just REALLY REALLY excited by Big Mac.

fucking hell man

how about these?

Tube driver?

good size for the barbie, yer Quokka

Isn't Kashley the type of gutter marketer that has CLOSING DOWN SALE! on his stores for 3 years running? This deadline is, I suspect, more of the same and combined with the state of the market I wouldn't be surprised to see it extended for ONE MONTH ONLY!

Opal Fruits are coming back?