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There's loads of funny banter at the match man, admittedly I'm always too pissed to recall any of it. And so is everyone else. Almost everyone else.

Did you find those on facebook Laz?

Considering energy production is the single greatest cause of the evil scurge that is CO2 I expect christmas to be banned within a few years. Followed by demise of Easter, Wimbledon and the Royal Family. Spits.

Good, I was getting sick of trying to work out which way he was looking.

The lad must stay like. This is an opening offer....Kashley just trying it on. Never accept the first offer EMO.

Noelie, happy birthday fella!

how little will they take for him? £3m I reckon

big girl, I suppose he stopped fighting because of this mild fracture. back in my day we used to break our legs to make them stronger.

mildly jealous about the FTI like.

aas gaanin the pub, then poker night, then all night knees up in some seedy den, enjoy yersels!

The XIth commandment, NEVER GO BACK. You have proved this twice already MVB managed it tbh.

Sorry to hear that Wyk. You tried though eh? Don't put that Elvis song on for fucks sake. Get yerself some mistletoe and you may procure some fresh cameltoe.

Pork sword meets greek yoghurt?

gonna pull? I thought that question was likely.... I'll be reporting here with (empty) baubles on if I do.

Surprisingly, this year the public body I work for is putting on a 'lavish' do for all staff (several hundred), with champagne reception, food, free booze and some sort of discotheque, all night long, all night. Just wanted to let you all know I'll be drinking as much of your money as I possibly can

quality! As long as she's prepared to wash 'em anarl.

I split with my ex about a year ago. Love the company of women and have spent all but about 5 years since I was 15 with a few steady partners, interspersed with typical male revelry. Weirdly, the thing is I am just not bothered about chatting up girls anymore. I'm 36, have been married before (lost her to cancer in 2002). Tried sooooo hard to make the last one work..obv it didn't. I occasionally force myself to try and chat up a bird but my heart just aint in it. Waaaaay too fussy at this age. Is this maturity, laziness or is it time to call Meenzer? Any older blokes on here relate with this lack of interest in chasing? The bitch is, after all this time I crave affection, but don't want it from anyone I don't want it from, and can't motivate myself to just crack on and get what the body needs I'm just impatient aren't I? Thanks for listening.

To truly cut the mustard she'd have to hide one round at Kylies place for a few weeks and beal theatrically on the box about it. Also, chuck another off her stage a few times in full view of the authorities who turn a blind eye. I guess the third one could be a poster child for binge drinking. /Gets coat whilst donning helmet.

Will we be allowed to booze it up, a la Kashley, in our seats though?

Ashley is not going to spend to sell. It's going to be prayers and fingernails all the way lads. At least at the end of this season we will actually be fighting for something.

Has anyone got into Horde mode? It's like Robotron 2084 but with 4 mates and slightly better graphics. Most addictive online game I have ever played. NEXT!

habib beye day to yuz

I just can't imagine spending so much time on another teams' board. Don't wish him any harm, just think he's weird.