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Nope. You live in Dulwich. Bit rich Martin. Put your wife on the table tbh. I can't; I can't let go of her. I'm holding her insides in. (Google is strange sometimes.) this thread has rapidly gone from the ridiculous to the surreal. and I am still saying Pedro.

Already gone, unlucky.

Half Time 4-0 Full time 7-1 First Goal Rozzy Owen - 93 mins (Only smoked a little crack at lunchtime)

Rugby & Cricket are just an excuse to get pissed. Fact tbf I get pissed every time I go to the footy too!

lol

Beardo, consistently brilliant.

You've already done the honours for me apparently. I actually donate to cancer charities, my comments regarding cancer were specifically targeted at you Oh right so taking the piss out of cancer is ok if you just direct it at one group of people? You silly fucking cunt! Group of people? Is that what you class yourself as? I would class my family as a group, ok its ok to try and wind ONE person up using cancer as the bait? If it's you, then yes My wife died of melanoma age 30. Cancer isn't funny and nor are you.

I have 4 cheap tickets for The Police's last UK gig tomorrow at Wembley. I bought them to take my old man but he happens to be in Canadia. I'm not too fussed so looking to move them on, are for sale all over the shop so figured I'd try here. Cost me £50 each, looking for £80 a pair or £150 the lot. Cheers!

where's the teabagging smiley then?

1 in ten? fucking hell! Surely that's only the one's gannin to collect all the drink?

wor lad ate mine last night with my blessing .... That's all well and good but what about your Wispa? You beat me to it. ok...for your benefit ..I should have known to say Wispa in the first place !!! Blessing? He wants fucking canonizing tbh. :angry:

2 of my cd's for 1 british pound, you limey mofo's!

Geordie Nation. Is that actually true? First time I have heard that anywhere. I Bin livin in Bora Bora or what?

I have changed my mind, Kid Rock is a genius, I've had many PM's saying so. Now will this thread PLEASE fuck off.

Howay man Fish, you've gone too far including Crazy Frog. Obvious talent there, he was always going to make it.

Eh? Sorry mate, you'll probably have to read a lot of garbage to appreciate the childish sarcasm above

stevieintoon and acrossthepond deserve legend status.

I, for one, and I have had many supportive PM's on this, am deeply concerned about Gary Speed coming back here. After all, when he was here he continued to play games for his country when fit and was happy enough to leave for another club rather than toss himself off the Tyne bridge in front of people coughing up their hard earned cash. If he was to return I could never truly be sure of his motives, I would always have a nagging doubt that he was merely trying to ensure his current family and future genetic heritage had the best possible opportunity to survive and, with luck, have a good life. That's the kind of attitude that makes me want to call anyone within earshot a cunt or a wanker.

Posh Spice is only a mega star in her own mind, I'm not even sure she'd really be called a star in her own right in the UK now (more Mrs Beckham). Please don't tell me she is in the US. I think she's in California marra, sorry to break the news like.

fucking hell lads I wouldn't shit in Vordermann's mouth for less than an extra 2 consonants

Has anyone mentioned the Texan?

I love the one when Ketsbaia kicks the shit out of the advertising.....

Not even wearing a toon shirt, where's his tattoo? fucking mercenary scouse bastard, blah blah blah