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I like that

Drink - there's yer answer mate. It'll never let you down. Wish I could I am at work I'll have one for you then

Drink - there's yer answer mate. It'll never let you down.

Led Zepellin

fiddy = draw?

QFT

fft

1949!

piss poor

haway lads man, get some long balls up to Owen ffs

long headless chicken ball ffs

nearest he'll get to a muffin top his watching his mum set the video.

doesn't really matter what it costs, when you can see every detail of her intra-ocular experience, it's priceless

been a while since I seen a mushroom cut like!

you forgot - 'can't hack them into fajita sized nibbles and bury them on town moor'

Repeat ad nauseum tbf

aye, give them it as often as humanly possible.

bet the second mugger was gutted that he'd been beaten to it. no doubt he took some persuading that it was true and he wasnt just hiding his wallet up his arse! My mate's dad did some work in Brazil, he was frequently robbed at gunpoint. Was he with Securicor?

surely you mean absolutely pedantic arsehole?

Link Stevie I used to work with a bloke who knew her from her days in Washington. He alleged she was of questionable moral fibre (this is back in her bipedal days) Conversely my Dad met her at a work function, once she'd been dismembered, and he was utterly charmed by her. And no, he didn't knock her back out.

Bizarre II Just when you thought is was safe to read your messages.

Bollocks have they. Do you reckon they've all got 'Tayl's lines' Been ringing off the hook this week. (Ferdi, get ta fuck back to London ya useless lizard lipped prankster, we've had a fax with Tayls on'

Faggot facts Faggots were called "savoury ducks" in the Middle Ages Faggots were named after the Latin word for bundle Faggots were originally made with pig's liver and offal Faggots are now made from pork liver and pork Fans have published the Good Faggot Guide (from above link)

Christ you're FAST!