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We look like we’ve never scored a goal.

We’re already in Jimmy Nail territory tbf.

A bloke I went to uni with is forever known as Shitbox because during a party he squatted over a box of Stella and curled one off. In the kitchen. Stella’s not great, but is it that bad?

Fair fucks to him, I will be in about 8 hours.

Gemmill?

You have to have an extremely well insulted home or you are just pissing in the wind.

Mate of mine got a heat pump in September. His October leccy bill was £240.

Sunderland needs acid like. Stick it in the blue pop, let their eyes be opened and their bowels be free.

Does LSD give you the shits like HMHM?

£50

All of them?

I’d love to know LMs take on the teatowel takeover.

There’s fuck all chance of that. Two trips to the dry cleaners, at best.

Aye we are much more fun off the pitch. 😅

Do the Saudis even have barn doors? Shooting absolute pish.

Where do I sign up for Bedwetters? Couldn’t hold a dog’s lead these jokers.

With an actual striker we will win this. 2-0

the cunt has to go now ffs

Aye but we’ve never beaten the Mags 6 in a row.

Kiwis don't fuck around, excellent signing.

Soccer AIDS, more like.

Vlahovic please. Pay the man and damn his impudence.