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They will do it right.

Copulate off, you fat fornicating breedwit.

Each to their own.

Surely it’s Keegan again, in some capacity.

A fucking decade of lurking. That’s almost as bad as Mancmag.

5th glass of champagne. Anyone got a funnel?

HGV driver shortage holding up Bruce’s enormous Monster Munch pay off.

Couldn’t get imminent over the line.

Imminent. AKA the end of the week.

I’m at the in-laws in France with the two wee uns, but if this goes through I’m getting mengled on champagne enemas tonight.

surely we can now afford both?

Call it Hal Al Shearer’s.

Happy Birthday!

Like shite man.

Can’t see us getting a result tbf.

This is where I am now.

Why weren’t we told yesterday ffs?

Ashley's perfect season - Newcastle in the relegation zone all season with the fans utterly furious/disheartened/apathetic and a manager who is largely despised. Fluke out of relegation zone with one or two matches to go and survive, giving two Vs to all those who doubted his "wisdom". Repeat ad nauseam. Obese people tend to live 6-14 years less than average. This could see him dead by 2031.

Surely the training goes better without Bruce irrespective? I'll pay for the fat cunts two seats to the Algarve.

and the dog would bark and you’d be banned from his house. And your travelling army of sympathetic supporters would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin.

Particularly if it was only selling cold fucking piss.

Donkey centipede

https://www.bruceupyourwedding.com

1. gravy, 2. chip shop curry sauce