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I miss Best Scotch. You can’t get it anywhere down here. I was emailing some poor lassie at McEwans last year trying to find some. There’s absolutely fuck all in the South East and they don’t do cans any more (mind you they were a bit shite compared to the draught). Cockneys man, IPA, lager and fucking whelks. The one you’ve got to come back for. FFS

Have you got a dossier waiting for her to be in power?

100 years in Sunderland.

Looks like he could be an upgrade.

Hmm. Are you trying to provoke gushing? Dummett also out. Fernandez back for Everton?

Keep Lascelles out the team and I think we will just scrape home as is. He is the difference between a proud willy waved aloft and a sopping, salty undercarriage.

I was briefly concerned that you and I had accidentally conspired to have TT nuked by MBS.

No bother Ant, gan canny.

Reported.

He had the first two jabs, but didn’t get the booster..

Spender’s put some lippy on.

We look like we’ve never scored a goal.

We’re already in Jimmy Nail territory tbf.

A bloke I went to uni with is forever known as Shitbox because during a party he squatted over a box of Stella and curled one off. In the kitchen. Stella’s not great, but is it that bad?

Fair fucks to him, I will be in about 8 hours.

Gemmill?

You have to have an extremely well insulted home or you are just pissing in the wind.

Mate of mine got a heat pump in September. His October leccy bill was £240.

Sunderland needs acid like. Stick it in the blue pop, let their eyes be opened and their bowels be free.

Does LSD give you the shits like HMHM?

£50

All of them?

I’d love to know LMs take on the teatowel takeover.

There’s fuck all chance of that. Two trips to the dry cleaners, at best.