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  1. Global Warming

  2. Third letter bomb in three days.

    You don't think blowing some secretary's fingers off is a bit deranged?
  3. Blue on Blue - Sun releases Video

    The Americans have now agreed to release the video (the one that didn't exist and then was classified) Very noble of them
  4. Any rich Ghostbusters fans about?

    Has Dan Ackroyd managed to get anyone to finance Ghostbusters 3? If there are really rich ghostbuster fans they should maybe do that instead Actually forget it, they'd only wreck it.
  5. Metro Bomb Scare

    When I was there there were loads of metros, about one every two minutes. Unfortunately 7 of them in a row were going towards the airport, so after about the 3rd one empty metros were rolling past lots of very pissed off people waiting for a coast train. How hard would it have been to switched one of them to go towards the coast ffs?
  6. Blue on Blue - Sun releases Video

    From the transcript it sounds like it was bound to happen seeing as they apparently sent Bill and Ted to pilot their aircraft. "Duuuude, we just shot some brits!" "That totally sucks" "Bogus!" "Never mind, our defence department is bodacious and will totally cover it up!" "Excellent!" (air guitar)
  7. Gaffer Woe At Carr KO

    If we don't beat the scousers it's because with Carr out we have no-one to match bellamy for pace.
  8. Gaffer Woe At Carr KO

    Fans On A High Over Carr Knackered Thigh. Geordie Delight At Carr Hamstring Fright
  9. Two injured in 'mail explosion'

    One lass nearly drowned in my male explosion the other day.
  10. Letter Bomb in London

    Aimed at the company responsible for congestion charges, could be some disgruntled commuter...
  11. Bird flu outbreak may prompt cull

    Being a bird in Suffolk recently is a tough life, if some kerb crawler doesn't strangle you Bernard Matthew hosses you in a gas chamber.
  12. A step back in time

    I've never offered anyone a fight over internet talk, least of all someone with a recently aquired cache of bricks.
  13. The Brick Testament

    http://www.thebricktestament.com Brilliant.
  14. Superbowl

    Prefer Megabowl myself like.
  15. This ?

    It's a poor troll even for you, but I'll humour you - Have you marched against the BNP? Newcastle hooligans? If not, should it be assumed you are 'complicit'? There are such marches, but they don't make as good a news story as a guy with a placard saying behead the infidels. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicest...ire/4686893.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4704716.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4686853.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/notting...ire/4708113.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bu...rts/3657153.stm
  16. This ?

    Who's we? I don't understand the racism bit, was this a racist plot like?
  17. Global Warming

    Lastest report http://apnews.excite.com/article/20070202/D8N1AV0G2.html And the response: http://environment.guardian.co.uk/climatec...2004397,00.html
  18. What mobile phone do you have?

    It's a 5200 - The 5300 looks the same but (presumably) has better features. Better camera probably, cos the one on this is pretty poor although I doubt I'll use it anyway. Mine was £99 sim free from play.com.
  19. What mobile phone do you have?

    Just got a new one. Had a Erricson k700i and I was perfectly happy with it until the little joystick thing stopped working. Seeing as it's eventually happened to everyone else I've known with a joy-sticky SE phone I'm never going that route again. Just picked up a one of these, nowt special and doesn't have as good a screen as my last one but it does the job and takes TF cards as a bonus. Realised after my last one that I never use em for anything other than calls and texts anyway.
  20. Well according to wikipedia However, also according to wikipedia:
  21. Is he a towering striker?
  22. Can we populate this thread with fish related puns or is that too tenuous?
  23. And has your broadband connection suddenly become bowel-shatteringly slow for the last few hours?
  24. Anyone on Blueyonder in the North East?

    at the training ground? Aye. Also been seen in a Byker chippie and burning $10000 bills in Idols.

    Over the last season we've been leaving our transfer homework till the night before, recently it seem we're doing half of it on the bus and then asking the fat lad for the rest of the answers in the playground before the bell.

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