BlueStar

Sounds like Crumpy let a "replica shirt wearing mong" know what he thought of him. Did you see if the lad in a toon top had his shoes off?

There's a bloke near me who is either deathy silent or sings 'clever' songs he's created at the top of his voice for 10 minutes at a time, in spite of no-one joining in (usually something like "stick your blue flag/eiffel tower/vikings hat up your arse) depending on how much he's been drinking Used to be some bloke behind me who would pick one bloke from the opposing team to pick on all game, and would always shout the same thing week in week out. "HOW! COLE! YER UGLY! UGGGLLLLLYY! CURL! HOW MAN, CURL! YER FUCKING UGLY! UGGGG-LLLLEEEY COLE, YER UGLY! FUCKING UGGGLLLYY!" Didn't do it for about a season, then must have fallen of the wagon or something because all of a sudden half way through a game we got "GIGGS!" (Long pause) "UGLY!" It was like the Fast Show or something, everyone knew what was coming after the pause for comic effect

Curse of my fantasy team strikes again, only put him in the day before.

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...c,29009.60.html Ah well, claiming people would be given a vote at the end of the trail kept me hanging around for an extra 4 weeks, I guess.

While he was speaking I was expecting a small shadow to appear above him, getting bigger and bigger and accompanied by a whistling sound

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PC2RpDzYeo Get in Hugo

Fook nars, I've abandoned it for now. Maybe using an older back up is a conspiracy so the polls about if people like the changes or not are lost in transition. I hear they're using Diebold to count the votes as well.

I'm CrimsonFault! Wasn't around to be offended by when he posted to get banned but I'm getting mighty sick of all the pleading threads by his various personalities.

I'd wear a suit, put flour in my hair, stuff bread in my cheeks and go around telling everyone they brought shame to the family.

Not exactly a joke, but definitely bad taste http://rapidshare.de/files/32286010/Radio_Oxford.mp3.html Cringe

I didn't know they did (Panzer)faust food.

With Adolphin friendly tuna

Followed by Chocolate Mousselini

And an Anti-semitic-pasto Platter for starters

Swastiky Toffee Pudding for desert

So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Herman Goering and four Colditz salads.

Does garlic work against french vampires?

Hope it rains and Phillips scores a hat-trick

People would be saying "These scarves are shite". 180323[/snapback] And what other scarf are we going to wear? OK, it might not be brilliant, but it's not the scarf's fault - it's black and white through and through and deserves our support. I'm not saying it's going to replace the shearer testimonial scarf, but it's what we've got at the moment and we should get behind it 100% for 90 minutes. Anyone who criticises any scarf in black and white can fuck off and support the mackems as far as I'm concerned and shouldn't have the cheek to call themselves a supporter!

Had this leveled at me on another forum today: Is he that much of a twat? Although this poster thought it would be wise to include Chimbonda in his fantasy team, so perhaps isn't exactly a font of footballing knowledge.

Save the infidels from certain damnation in a modern day Gamorrah by showing them the path to enlightenment EDIT: Were they muslims anyway? All the reports say they were Asian and speaking in a language that British people going to Magaluff thought could be Arabic (Could be French then). I've not seen anything saying they were muslims yet.

If appearing pissed off, scruffy and unshaven, glacing at your watch a lot and speaking in a language unintelligible to the locals makes you look like a terrorist, MI5 must open a file on me everytime I get the GNER down to London.

Another sufferer of Inappropriate male crying syndrome. Its fucking ridiculous some of the things that set you off as you get older 178804[/snapback] I suffer from innapropriate male laughing syndrome. That advert where that lass has been hit by a car and slides back along the road with her broken arms returning to normal sets me and one of my housemates off every time, which for some reason girls seem to find offensive

Didn't do much for Melissa Joan Hart like

What would you do with a million in cash though? It's a bit suss to go and pay it in to HSBC and I can't imagine you'd be able to buy a house in notes.