Wavey Davey

Not near as cool as peeps on this board, but:

Kept hearing from the mackems that it would have been a different match if he had been available for the derby? Is he Legion?

Not when my boss is an arse who looks like Steve Pemberton.

Mackems in 'high horse' shocker: Ooh! Hark at them!

Jacket potato!? Just kidding One jacket potato is fine. It was the buggers that were doing the lunch run for the entire office which brought this all on.

Aha! so you're the twat who kept ordering something else everytime the lass was done making it! Coulda smacked ye reet hard, like!

Would be funny, like.

Make your own tbh. Fuck you, I'm lazy.

Does nobody think a-fuckin-head and order 15 fuckin jacket potatoes and a million panini on the phone BEFORE they set off, so the staff are NOT fuckin overstretched and I'm in the back of the fuckin queue wanting a simple fuckin sandwich while YOU are grinnin like a fuckin idiot while you order FRIED FUCKIN BREAKFASTS!! I've wasted the majority of my lunch break you arseholes!!!

Any pics of him holding a shirt yet?

Nice. Hope he's good.

JUDAS!!

tbh we're not used to this silence. You can understand why people are getting twitchy.

Christ! Aren't we all ever so picky at the moment. I suppose we can all wait for some superstar brick-wall defender and lightening-quick deadly-accurate wingers to just turn down better offers and join us because everyone else is soooo beneath us.... ...And we're puzzled when people call us deluded. First of all, he's not linked to us is he? Aston Villa look like they want him. And being honest I don't know a great deal about him. I was just asking if he was anything special. Guess fucking not.

Really? I thought it was somewhere in Scandanavia. Or Brigdend.

Woah! Just asking! IMO Creative midfielder(s) are the priority at the moment.

West 'Aym have slapped an £8Mil price tag on Anton Ferdinand. Worth a punt?

Who's the lass who's gonna get her kit off (or already has) for playboy? Seen some pictures of her. Seems she might be worth a look.

Sex and the City (with the missus, I must stress this) - 4/10 then evened out the balance and watched: Rambo - Violent as all hell and shows how nasty people can be to one another. Very entertaining, though. 7/10

Wilkommen!

Point duly missed, then.

I like it and rate it. But 22!? come on!

Caberet is like psycho, isn't it?

Would you wear maroon and cream stripes because they're not quite red and white? I think not. I know I wouldn't.

I quite like it myself, I love it compared to the grey checkered look they've thrown at you You liking it says it all really. you're actually liking the grey checks then? c'mon Andrew, it's a lot better than the blue (yes.... blue, although I bet Torres will reckon it'll be green) 3rd strip! BLUE!?! That'll upset people on derby day!