Wavey Davey

Hate this bitch. She gets an almost sadistic pleasure when someone's pitch slightly falters. That said, I like the reggae sauce. Goes well on the side of chips.

Welcome to Newcastle, Danny. Impress or else.

unknown quantity this lad. But the squad needs bulking up, so...

I was here first!

skysports: Newcastle United winger Charles N'Zogbia has declared his interest in signing for Arsenal or Tottenham Hotspur. The Frenchman has been linked with a move away from St James' Park following reports that he is unsettled on Tyneside. N'Zogbia, who started 27 Premier League matches last season, has four years remaining on his current deal. However, the 22-year-old has revealed that he will hold talks with manager Kevin Keegan to discuss his future at the club. Dream N'Zogbia told France Football: "At the end of last season I didn't play a lot, so that has given me desire to play somewhere else. When I will talk with the coach it will be clearer. My priority is to play. "I have dreamt about Arsenal since I was kid. I would be delighted to join the Gunners. It is a famous team that has big coverage in France. But Tottenham is exciting too. "I have never played in Ligue 1. That could be an experience in my career. But frankly, it is not my current priority. I am playing in one of the best leagues in the world. And I feel a little like at home here."

From skysports.com 'Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley has rejected reports that he is set to sell the Premier League club. Reports late last week suggested Newcastle had held informal discussions with American private equity firm InterMedia Partners over the sale of the club; however those reports were denied. Fresh speculation then emerged claiming that a construction company owned by the family of Osama bin Laden were considering a bid, but the claims were rebuffed by both parties. And, in a bid to end the recent speculation, Ashley has insisted he has no plans to sell the Magpies. He told the Evening Standard: "That (the rumour of a sale) is not true." Ashley did admit that he is seeking investors, adding: "I would say that I am keen to have partners in Newcastle. That's a very expensive seat I sit in." On the link with The Saudi Binladen Group (SBG), Ashley said: "I think I'll start with people from Newcastle, not in some cave in Afghanistan." SBG, whose chief executive is Osama's half-brother, Bakr bin Laden, and was founded by their father, Sheikh Mohammed bin Laden, have long-since severed all ties with their infamous relative.'

Thank you

The cake is a lie.

option but more polite than that.

It seems coincidental that we sneak a signing under the radar, and the very next day became a torrent of shite by the media.

lincoln's nice. Grimsby's shit

reminds me of that the dog... pub next to the life centre. Mates were talking about it being a lesbian bar and saying 'can lads get in?' Whereupon I said 'Observation deck only. Drinks are pricey but the peanuts are complementary!' Fine, I'll get me coat.

Finished second that year, I think. No that was 96-97 - the next season everybody got caught up in the fa cup (understandable) and didn't notice we finished 4 points off going down and were lucky to play Chelsea when they had the cup winners cup final to play on the wednesday after playing us and turned up in plimmas allowing a win which made us just about safe. I know, but Premier Passions was set in the 96-97 season. Unless you're talking about when it was broadcast. Then I would agree.

Finished second that year, I think.

Ever make many friends at school?

Best bit i've seen so far is the team playing with porno playing cards on the coach. Classy. UPDATE: Just watched the episode where they played us and were ecstatic with a draw. Aw Bless!

Have you seen these on google video? Takes me back. Episode I -The Monkey Menace Episode II - Attack of the Moans Episode III - Revenge of the Shit Episode IV - A New Dope Episode V - The Empire's Right Cack Lovely.

Christ almighty! They just dive in feet first, don't they? Never mind if it's true or anything. Didn't they have a Joey Barton 'Sacked!' front page on monday?

First single? now yer talkin'!

Not near as cool as peeps on this board, but:

Kept hearing from the mackems that it would have been a different match if he had been available for the derby? Is he Legion?

Not when my boss is an arse who looks like Steve Pemberton.

Mackems in 'high horse' shocker: Ooh! Hark at them!

Jacket potato!? Just kidding One jacket potato is fine. It was the buggers that were doing the lunch run for the entire office which brought this all on.