Craig

Proverbial nail hit on the head - good luck Jermaine......you're gonna need it sat on that bench!

Isn't that Jill? On a serious note, hope all is OK and that he shows up safe and well soon.

Aye, I wasn't championing the authenticity of certain curries like....

I know Alex was only piss-taking but I don't get the whole "the hotter the curry you eat, the more of of a bloke you are" bollocks.... It's absolute bullshit, the hotter the curry, the more your taste buds must be shagged IMO. Don't get me wrong, I like spicy food but the hotest curry I'll eat is a madras - anything after that and it's effectively tasteless to me and you'll know more about it next morning if you get my drift.... A 'Phall' is a fucking joke - something that isn't actually found in India and is in fact a UK invention. An Indian kid I went to uni with came from a family who ran an Indian Take-Away - in his opinion, the phalls were invented for two reasons: 1. To shove all the crappy meat which was past its best in (i.e. the hotter the curry, the less the quality of meat will be noticed and any dodgy guts can easily be blamed on the 'hottest curry on the menu syndrome' 2. For the 'i'm the big man who can take the hottest curry you can give me' types.... Back to subject, give me a Chicken Tikka Masala, Pilau Rice and Keema Naan every time!

Doing a lot of starting at 7.00am and leaving at gone 6.00pm - I'm in the wrong job! (That being said, we are in the process of replacing our entire accounting/procurement system which is an absolute bastard!)

Never mind if it's old hat... lets see it anyway! *silly bitch!*

I had a site hosted by Geocities years ago and I got so fucked off with the adverts that I wrote a bit of script to prevent the thing loading.... Was OK for a couple of months until they noticed, then they deleted my site and account without notice! The fact that I'd broken the term of agreement that I would allow advertising on the site didn't really leave me with much to complain about!

Fuck me!! Did you win the lottery or has Gemmill been dropping his loose change again?

doesn't get you back in time for what?

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/chayton/flash/HomeRun.swf

Bastard, never thought of that! BTW - you've been away 2 weeks and you're only just behind me in the posting ranks!

http://public.planetmirror.com/pub/shockwave/princeofpersia.swf

http://stuff.lordgun.com/2003/flash/jeux/telescope.swf

http://www1.gznet.com/sport/athens2004/flashgame/tablefootball/tablefootball.swf

You sure you're not getting mixed up with the no.1 movie quote poll which Gone With The Wind did win?

http://www.pcpowerweb.com/flashgames/games/Ball%20drop.swf

Fucking hell! That's the first time I've seen Peter Mayhew (Chewbacca) out of costume! He's got more hair than with the mask on!

Soft shite!

http://www.pcpowerweb.com/flashgames/games/Sports%20-%20Snowboarding.swf

I presume now that the transfer window is shut, they'll all be called in pretty soon for a roll-call and a squad photo session. Unlike the days before the transfer window, you can guarantee by the end of August, who will be at the club for at least the next 6 months so to do the session in the pre-season (as they used to do) seems pointless these days.. Agree about Milner though - thank fuck he's gone out on loan so it's been taken down - that was a challenger for Luke Chadwick!!! Submission to UglyFootballers.com anyone?

And this one...

Both the same type of player though... Owen has been touted as Shearer's replacement but I only agree with this in terms of status, they're different types of player and will (hopefully) compliment each other. Owen is a direct replacement for Bellamy and I doubt we could have picked a better candidate... Better player AND much better temperament.. Luque for Robert? Dunno yet as I haven't seen much of Luque, time will tell. I was impressed with his work-rate against Man Utd but that is only one game.... Agree with DotBum, ask us about that one again in about 6 games time. Here's a couple more for you though, how about: Solano for Ambrose? Parker for Butt? Emre for Milner?

As I said, none of us know and it's wrong to speculate exaclty what happened. Rob, what you have said is possible, but at the same time could be completely wide of the mark...

http://www.pcpowerweb.com/flashgames/games/z-NEW%20-%20Morbid%20-%20Skull%20Child.swf

For yesterday!