Craig

Sounds like a plan......

Two things made this deal happen......the fans and Alan Shearer.... If believing that makes you gay, I'm off to get a for sale sign for me arse!

Anyone else feel that this is another unecessary dig at us? I'm quite sure if he'd signed for Liverpool, Mr Shaw would be writing somewhat differently - return of the prodigal son and all that!

The more annoying thing was the cut of the press conference they showed of Eriksson. Sky Sports showed the whole segment including the part where Sven said "Newcastle is a fantastic club" Surprisingly the cut that ITV showed didn't have that part!!! Wankers!

Gol's in Spain remember!

Did anyone see the ITV news last night - I was fucking livid! [mad] "Michael Owen forced into signing for Newcastle United" "A huge step back in his career" Fuck off ITV, I thought the BBC were bad, but you lot just take the piss!

Neither of them know, surely.... Both guessing!

What if it's Jimbo on the telly but can't take a photo of his telly because he's already on the telly? Then Jimbo's telly won't be able to be pasted on here unless someone else's telly has Jimbo on it, and they can take a photo of their telly instead? 23969[/snapback] Long drive from Lowestoft!

Get the fuck out of here..... What about the "think you'd better concatonate some of those sentences, how about......."

yup, t-shirts 15 quid a pop 23951[/snapback] That's the last time I give you help with one!

I'm everything you expected you should be HTT... Last time I felt like this was when Shearer signed, but this is bigger to me because there was always the belief that Shearer was simply 'coming home'.. Before that it was when KK signed, but then I didn't really fully understand that one as I was only 5 and also KK was in the twilight of his career... Owen is IMO, the best English striker there is and he's very much in his prime!

Asprilla's Foreskin = Alan Oliver??? I'm beginning to think so!

JESUS WEPT!

Any paper it gets in should be scanned and posted up!

Just a footnote...... If it ain't on Jimbo's telly, it ain't official!

good try but..... - Telly - Tomorrow (if it's not on Jimbo's telly, it's not official! )

Will they bite, won't they......

Why was there no mention of Toontastic young man??? (I blame Peasepud - told him to get them fucking t-shirts done!) A prize to anyone who has a banner advertising the site which gets on the telly tomorrow!

Gettyimages claim it was taken at Owen's house today....

Who the hell voted for Guivarc'h?!?

Who's the best partner in Shearer's time at SJP? (Yeah OK, you'll have to judge his partnership with Owen on England performances or just guess!)

Did anyone see smoggeordie! "Proves we're a bigger club than Liverpool, we're gonna win the league!" Howay man, have a word!

JESUS WEPT!

This is the same press who said he'd never sign for Newcastle United in a million years..... Fuck 'em, they're talking shite out of their arses! Like I said yesterday, they're trying to bullshit their way out of a corner.

That's about a completely different player, Michael Own! Right I'm breaking open this bottle and ringing my Liverpool supporting brother - not to gloat you understand. But if this deal goes pear-shaped in any way I will use that same bottle to cut Freddy's face off. 23217[/snapback] I've asked the missus if we can call our expected 'Owen' if it's a boy..... She hadn't got a clue what I was on about!