Craig

Everyone seems to be behaving, Glasgow Mag has gone due to new work restrictions oh and the battle of the boards is consigned to history.... at least at the moment it is!

How was the trip then? 8125[/snapback] Good, thanks. Very busy though. I've survived on about 4 hrs sleep a night for the last week with a whole hour last night. Lots of churchy stuff involved but caught up with a few old friends that I've not seen for years and feel like I've actually spent the week doing something worthwhile which is nice 8127[/snapback] Good to hear it was all worthwhile - sounfs like you've had about the same amount of sleep as me - only mines all been down to work

How was the trip then?

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Wonder where SLP is......

surely the wrong thread!! Borderline boilers for you my dear 8060[/snapback]

Shame, was looking forward to a repeat of pissed up Gol posting away!

Have you got Google bar (or any other pop-up blocker tool) installed. That could well cause an issue.

WTF?? Where was this twat when he should have been in English lessons?

Think Gol was looking for this one the other day - good call!!!

Always been something about the lovely Miss Cawood (need a better pic though!)

Nope..... Not playing!

Well Mr Hog, Ms Nurding (I refuse to refer to her as Redknapp) is mine and don't you be forgetting!) Actually I was a embarking on adulthood when she hit the headlines, I guess when I wa slightly younger it was Philippa Forrester... And I've recently had the pleasure of chatting with the lady herself!

Seeing as some arsehole has already butchered my photo and posted it elsewhere, I'm not playing!

Indeed I am, in a past life I was the Tango man!

Oh my days, I'm sure we're the same person... The luuuverly Miss Valentine *Think we'll not see SLP for some time on account of a certain pic higher up!*

No anecdote - the picture of my face is lifted from a phot taken of me in my kid's room which is yellow and it was taken without a flash...

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?" Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. " Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! " So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the fucking stairs. "

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Happy birthday!