Craig

What animal has a cunt halfway up its back??? A police horse.

If it had been the other way around and an insurance company for blokes only there'd be absolutely hell on... There'd be Bridget's everywhere man!

Seaman at his prime was as good (better IMO) than Given in his prime.. The best Newcastle keeper in my lifetime? Without a doubt but flawless? Not a chance. His distribution is weak but his biggest failing IMO has always been his complete lack of ability to 'manage' the back four. He barely speaks. When was the last time you saw him give them a bollocking?

How do you identify a Jewish paedophile? They're the ones outside the school gates trying to sell sweets to kids.

Cheers peeps.. we're all in good spirits at the moment and he has no discomfort from it (was picked up on a routine bowel cancer check that they're handing out to people in their 60s apparently). My Grandad (on my Mam's side) had bowel cancer and had to have a colostomy. Although he recovered from the cancer, his general health deteriorated and he died 12 months later. Making the best of this weekend (when I'm seeing him) and I'll be in the area when his operation is happening - should be coming back from the Liverpool match. Just wait and see for the op I guess - he's on a cancellation list so if he gets the nod, he'll go in early

Well done lad... now how about shifting us up a place?

Cracking piece of work..... it's missing an important link in the 'Newcastle United Links' though

More saintly than Andy Cole will ever be in my mind tbh....

from .COM (nothing more needed tbh) Happy birthday sir

Funny how things come back to haunt you... Was at my brothers a couple of weeks back and overheard him talking to my other brother about a colonoscopy. When I quizzed him, he said my old man was having to go in for one as they'd found 'abnormal' cells. Wondering why I'd not been told, I simply got told "he thinks you've got enough on your plate..." Anyway, colonoscopy has happened followed by biopsy of a growth they've found and a scan. Today he got the results and he's got bowel cancer. For those of you who know me, you'll know I've already been through the hell of a parent having cancer and lost my Mam nearly 12 years ago. Don't know a great deal but know he's going in for surgery on 29th December which, from what I can gather, is to cut out whatever is infected. The optimist in me thinks that if it was terribly serious then they'd have him in now but bowel cancer is of course a killer and the best treatment of cancer is to deal with it ASAP. Ah well, always look on the bright side of life and all that

There was hail and thunder over St James' half an hour ago like. Well I hope it snows properly, we've not had a proper summer for at least 3 years, and we've not had a proper week of snow for longer. 2 years tbh... the 2006 summer piss up was fucking boiling

I'm liking Louise Goodman's replacement.... Not a patch on the lass the Italians have however..... http://www.wass-up.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77836

My dad has that, canny fast online Fucking superb tbh... Only downside is it's provided by work so it's hooked up to my email so that bastids can get a hold of me 24-7!

Arguably the match that afforded us the title of "The Entertainers" Newcastle 3-0 Liverpool. Also the game of course that Grobbelaar was supposed to have 'thrown'. Can't believe that's 15 years ago like...

Or her in him Is he standing in a hole btw? Potentially the biggest UK divorce settlement ever. Probably not actually.... Word has it that Bernie has been putting all his cash into a holding company called SLEC. Guess whos company it is... (i'll give you a clue. 'SL' is the first two letters of their first name and 'EC' is the first two letters of their surname. She's got all the cash!

Thankfully that 'ed me...

This is a subject that is as near as any I can remember to being Taboo. While JawD's contained some 'very bad taste' humour, I don't see anything remotely humourous in Fish's joke - what on earth has a watch got to do with it?

An effective form of contraception? Just employ a couple of chickens..... Certainly prevents any fowl play

Cracking performances from Johnson, Bridge, Upson, Wright-Phillips, Agbonlahor & Downing.... However, most (if not all) of them have represented England before and have largely been absolutely gash. One decent performance doesn't make them automatically nailed on to get in the side each time. That said, I hope Capello uses them more regularly and if they do maintain their form, they do become a permanent fixture

From Cumbria. Have you got a problem with that like Stevie?

Cracking header.... offside though

Terry wants shot to shit as well... It needed a touch tbh.

Yes it does. Racism pervades their every policy and viewpoint. "concerned about immigration" my arse - their repatriation of british citizens based on skin colour is about as racist as you can get. Myth. Do you really think the repatriation will include Aussies, Kiwis and South Africans? Regardless of any of this, it doesn't make it right that their details are posted publically on the internet does it? The ideals of the people who are members of this party is not the argument. Tell me this, how would you feel if your name, address, phone number & email address were posted on the internet without your consent or knowledge?