Craig

Oh Jeez Tom, you really are as thick as two short planks aren't you? Don't be mean to Tom. He's vulnerable, remember? Bitter. Danke? Two letters away from being spot on. ? What German word is he thinking of then Wolfgang?

On a what?

It's Belgian you tit I just think it tastes discernibly nicer. It's obviously similar but it doesn't have that shitty taste and the hangover isn't as bad either. Presumably the water source is the difference. It's difficult to get here now though. Beck's is good stuff as well (only ever brewed in Germany, no coincidence). Even something like 1664, which is bland as fuck if you get the stuff over here is a genuinely nice lager if you get it in France. Stronger as well. Same goes for Grolsch, the proper Dutch stuff is different class. I'm not sure if it's catering to the bland British beer drinkers' palates or what but it can't just be a coincidence. Agree with the general sentiments. My brother says Carlsberg is a whole different beer if you're over in Copenhagen. You're right about Becks only being imported. And it shows IMO. Except of this horrible Four stuff that is solely produced for you philistines. Vier? That stuff is rubbish. Ja. That stuff isn't ft for being poured down the bogs... When I was in a bar in Banbury I asked for a Becks and was given a pint of that piss... Barman thought I was taking the piss when I refused it. EDIT: Not at all surprised that Danny likes it

It's Belgian you tit I just think it tastes discernibly nicer. It's obviously similar but it doesn't have that shitty taste and the hangover isn't as bad either. Presumably the water source is the difference. It's difficult to get here now though. Beck's is good stuff as well (only ever brewed in Germany, no coincidence). Even something like 1664, which is bland as fuck if you get the stuff over here is a genuinely nice lager if you get it in France. Stronger as well. Same goes for Grolsch, the proper Dutch stuff is different class. I'm not sure if it's catering to the bland British beer drinkers' palates or what but it can't just be a coincidence. Agree with the general sentiments. My brother says Carlsberg is a whole different beer if you're over in Copenhagen. You're right about Becks only being imported. And it shows IMO.

He only sends me solicited porn. He only sends me solicitor porn. I dread to think what porn you solicit Martin :D

Is everyone who buys a lottery ticket skint then?

That's what I was thinking. 'Whey, you know what it is Bob, you know your Julie, she just doesn't give us owt anymore. Not even fingers and tops.' Seriously though mate, women and logic sometimes don't go hand in hand. If she knows you had this arranged for weeks then she's being unfair, if not then she's got a fair point. My Mrs is in the huff with me because I'm going fishing all day Saturday despite the fact I gave her a months fucking notice and the season finishes till March. Confirmed in writing?

They always do... My point was though, is her Dad really going to give a fuck about the intricate details of his daughter's love life? He shouldn't......

bit of hypocrasy there, surely? You'd do well not to involve parents IMHO. They're obviously biased towards their own and I think it's unfair to expect them to mediate. You need to sort this one out between you's with no outside influence. FWIW, I think she's unreasonable to expect you to change your plans, but then I think she's doing it deliberately to test you. Rather than bite back, you need to put some spin on it suggest that you will consider it, but only if she sacrifices something she's already got planned in order to do something with you.

One day Mr Keith, you'll manage to stop yourself biting....

It was fucking diabolical... and still her dad will tell me that all referees are biased against Liverpool... You can't make this shit up man!

Cheating fucking bastards! I'll agree that they should have had one earlier so it's a form of Karma but fuck me, that was never, ever a penalty.... (and yes 2J, I will, and already have, said that to my lass - she's voicing "don't care, that's football" as a response! )

Sounds very much to me that the Nigerians have made a very realistic offer which has been snubbed by Ashley. Ridiculous IMO

When it comes to beer, I very rarely shy away from Becks (which I accept a lot of people can't stand). Stella to me is just fucking chemical and a headache in a bottle. Although to be fair Alex, I've only ever drunk the stuff brewed over here. Is the French stuff that much better? Other tipple is Jack Daniels.

"If I just reach round a little bit further, I'll have his wallet" You can take the boy out of Liverpool........

Trying not to get too carried away but 3 points on Saturday and the results going to right way for us and we'll be up to 8th, only a point off 7th! Good god!

Stella is fucking rat's piss tbh

oooo you fucking cynic Jimbo

Happy days...... Oh, is that the Mackems languishing below us?

Can't remember Watson going in between the sticks but i do remember: Chris Hedworth/Peter Beardsley v West Ham - April 1986 Brian Tinnion v Blackpool - October 1987 Kevin Brock v Birmingham - November 1992 Amazingly we won two of those games... the least said about the West Ham game though, the better! Kevin Brock was badly concussed as well. Derek Wright was crouched behind the goal with smelling salts to revive him every now and then. He was taken to hospital after the game and had to stop in over night. Yep - IIRC he has no recollection of the game at all. The bit about staying in overnight isn't correct as he famously asked "do we have a game tonight?" on the coach on the way back home...

Not Ned's against Pompey?

Bernard. Can you not remember back as far as 2003 then?

Spurs and Man Utd for me. And it's nothing against you Danny lad, I've felt that ever since Gascoigne went there from us 20 years ago. The opening post about Liverpool cracks me up. Yes, they're not everyone's cup of tea - mine neither, despite the missus, but this season, you can't claim they're shite. Only team giving Chelsea a real run for their money.

GET THE FUCK IN!!!

Stays like this and we go above the Mackems... But still they'll go on about 2-1 FTM