Craig

HAHAHAHA You're such a fucking marmite sailor Triggy... It'll happen Magma - someone who passes his test 3rd time around is no worse a driver than one who passed first time. Just a little more out of pocket, that's all. dont be silly. imo if he managed to fail by hitting a parked cars wing mirror he obviously isn't ready for his test yet he didn't pass though did he knob-jockey...?

are they still 10p a bag?

HAHAHAHA You're such a fucking marmite sailor Triggy... It'll happen Magma - someone who passes his test 3rd time around is no worse a driver than one who passed first time. Just a little more out of pocket, that's all.

My money's on that cock-knocker Craig Hope... It is. He does all the written content. Quelle surprise!

Along the same sort of lines I saved a penalty from Gazza when I was at one of those 'Soccer Skills' things they used to hold at Gateshead Stadium in half-term.. Knew very little about it - the bastid fired it straight at my gut...

Was a bit disappointed that there was no Titty Twister theme bar in Cancun. Coco-Bongo (Jim Carrey's club) was freaking awesome though Fucking hell can you imagine it? Salma Hayek lookalike serving the beers and Cheech on the door? The rest of Mexico would be empty Wasn't Kelly from Saved by the Bell in the second one (or was it the third???) Can't say I've ever seen the sequels like... The first one was a pretty shocking film as it was...

My money's on that cock-knocker Craig Hope...

Was a bit disappointed that there was no Titty Twister theme bar in Cancun. Coco-Bongo (Jim Carrey's club) was freaking awesome though Fucking hell can you imagine it? Salma Hayek lookalike serving the beers and Cheech on the door? The rest of Mexico would be empty

I know we all affectionately refer to him as 'Sir Les' but shouldn't an official publication such as the offical site(*) be vigilant when using such titles when they're not actually applicable? IMO it's made all the more obvious by the fact they reference it twice and also that they mention someone who has actually been knighted (Sir Geoff Hurst). * - on second thoughts, i'm not in the least bit surprised.

If 'From Dusk til Dawn' is anything to go by you might want to give the 'Titty Twister' a miss... - especially after hours

right-o....

"he's a dwarf, a dwarf.... etc" directed at some odious little shite who was playing for Chelsea.

Stevie's gonna love the last part of your username...

yours is for all your crazy Eurovision shit though......isn't it Martin?

Fucking hell Laz how much porn can one man accumulate?

Rob W paid for his with a stone with a hole in the middle!!! Rob W invented driving man.... didn't you know?

I'll chuck the cravat and cummerbund in the bin too..... start smoking the pipe too

Fuck me these costs are making me realise my age.. I paid £8 per double lesson!

Probably tell your flatmate's fella he's shagging a slut and then fail miserably at trying to bed her mate

No sign of Gemmill in this thread? What a shock...

Can I remind you of the exact title of this thread Fuck me, when did you become the Fish?

Pimp

The next car however WILL be this... colour, spec, et al...

No you daft shite.... I've been allocated it by work.. sadly it's minus the quattro badge and blue rather than red but apart from that, it's my new car for the time being....