Craig

Where's that come from Mr Keith?? It looks OK, but it's too near to the home kit. Dunno about proposed btw - it's a blatent rip from the current Argentina top, they've neglected to remove the remained of the AFA badge on the blue stripes

Shhhhh! Im still not as mobile as I used to be, this is my only fun Can just picture him on his crutches pegging it to the balcony whenever he reckons he's heard lasses on the street below

Funny thing is I havent got a clue to the answer as Im National Insurance not Tax, Im merely interested More like you haven't got a clue because you work for HMRC - you fit right in mate!

If anyone else had dared to come up with shit like this, Scott would be giving them hell and rightly so!

If we're going with stripes, this should be the only contender IMO:

Stripes?? And white as one of the colours? When will they ever get their fucking act together and design an away kit which is comptelely the opposite of the home strip? The gold euro one from a couple of years back was a good start.

No fucking way in hell would she get anywhere near me - she's rancid and a bitch! Agree with Alex, the other blonde (Naomi?) was a bit tasty...

Wouldn't put it past them to try it on tbh.

I'm totally frustrated by what's happened to him injury-wise and I do think he has his eyes open so that his view extends beyond Tyneside. But as I've said, given the fact he has not emotional ties to the area, the fact that whilst he has been on the payroll the running of the club has been nothing short of shambolic plus the fact that the outgoing chairman publically slated him, it's hardly surprising. When he has been fit, he's always given 100% to the cause - to that end, he owes the club nothing. It took two people to sign the contract and in a similar vein to if the wages had been stupidly low you'd have to blame Owen for agreeing to them and place no blame on the club for 'trying it on', the inverse is true of the situation we find ourselves in now. The clause exists because the contract does. The contract exists because some muppet at the club signed it. They could have refused that clause. And yes, I know that means we likely would have missed out on him.

Last time we didn't have a new one was 1994/95 IIRC (last year of the Asics deal). Adidas charter is £40 for the shirt, new home one every two years and new away one every year.

12 months without using the internet??? Best not burn your bridges with the current lot tbh I can just picture him now, quaking as he tries to resist the temptation to enter toontastic.net to his favourites. "Just this once, no one will know......" His hand quivering over the mouse as he tries to resist tbh. BTW, I'm presuming DuckerDavies is one of the regular WUMs.....

Alonso blatantly rattled....

12 months without using the internet??? Best not burn your bridges with the current lot tbh

Get the fuck in!

Sorry Craig, I think spiking people is out of order but that did make me laugh. It did them as well, and I can see the funny side of it now At the time I was absolutely fucking wasted though so I have no recollection. Craig to his mates: Spiking is bang out of order, lads. Case closed! Mates? They're no fucking mates, shower of bastids the lot of them

Usually gets announced sometime in July, doesn't it?

And put yourself in your shoes and consider the shambolic way the club have conducted themselves in the 2 years he's been employed by them, can you really blame him for moving on if he does? He's not partly responsible at all - he requested a clause and the club agreed to it. We could have told him to fuck off because it had the potential to ensure we lost out but we didn't.... It's cast iron proof that we were absolutely desperate to sign him and epitomises the way in which we were being run.

Sorry Craig, I think spiking people is out of order but that did make me laugh. It did them as well, and I can see the funny side of it now At the time I was absolutely fucking wasted though so I have no recollection.

One of my mates cooked up a pizza once and laced one half of it with a bag of weed he had. Guess who got that half to eat?? Ended up climbing inside a suitcase and zipping it shut for some reason...

She's got a point like, they should have sent her to the chair for contempt of court Chair's too good for her! Can you imagine them having to mop up the molten plastic afterwards?

So Wigan want a centre back partnership of Bramble and O'Brien??

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The bloke is mates with Uri Geller?? Must be a fruit-loop, avoid at all costs