Craig

Just chatting to one of the blokes who works in our Networks team. He's an ex-pro who was on Spurs' books as a kid and played for Crystal Palace and Southend and is big mates with Sol Campbell. He was speaking to him last week and got on to the discussion of his future. Apparently we have approached Portsmouth about his availability and that they've agreed a fee with us. It's now down to Sol and he's currently weighing up whether he wants to move north or stay close to his family. Make of that what you may but I'm certainly intrigued...

I think having an operation is taking a practical joke a bit far tbh. Maybe - but you're still laughing... In all seriousness, hope it all gets sorted - at least I won't have him crowing this year about how he skinned me at the 5-a-side... Just about how he would have done if he'd been fit. EDIT: Oh aye, and get well soon you big lanky johnny. More like he'll just go on about his 'Gazza-esque' goal from last summer....

You're making the mistake of thinking like a bloke!

Wait for some BB purist to claim that Orwell stole the idea from Endemol

This'll get the Bridget-meter going full pelt, but if this isn't designed at women drivers, I dunno what the hell is! http://preview.local.live.com/

Renton - the voice of understanding and reason... I agree with you though mate, following on from SMO's comment, I think social interaction and behavioural observation were what the first series was about. Every single one since then was about social retards trying to whore themselves IMO. I agree but there's always a few genuine people and then there's the fake one's who I couldn't give a flying fuck about. Just wish they wouldn't put anyone in with any slight connection to celebrity, like a cousin of a footballer for example. Would love to pick the people that go in, lass i know had the job of going along the queue and picking people out to be fast tracked to the front of the queue. Reckons most freaks or people who turned up in fancy dress were told to go home. .....hopefully with a 12-bore pointed at their head!

Renton - the voice of understanding and reason... I agree with you though mate, following on from SMO's comment, I think social interaction and behavioural observation were what the first series was about. Every single one since then was about social retards trying to whore themselves IMO.

You come out with some cracking discussion topics.

I think having an operation is taking a practical joke a bit far tbh. Maybe - but you're still laughing... In all seriousness, hope it all gets sorted - at least I won't have him crowing this year about how he skinned me at the 5-a-side...

So you didn't get past the audition stage again, eh Craig? They day I put myself forward for that trash is the day I'll jump off the Tyne Bridge... If that's your audition, they'll probably accept you this time! I'd be considerably less brain dead than the mongs that they'll put in there, that's for sure....

So you didn't get past the audition stage again, eh Craig? They day I put myself forward for that trash is the day I'll jump off the Tyne Bridge...

It's worse than that IMO - it's self whoring! Anyone who applies for it and isn't doing it to simply try to make a quick buck is a lying twat.

Actually I'm all for banning it as a discussion topic full stop - anyone with me?

Blatently caused by him leaning of his balcony at awkward angles taking photos tbh

That's one down for the 5-a-side then? Looks like SLP's wank in Fenwick's window isn't going to happen, thank fuck! Get well soon PP

I would have thought after the Tri-Wizard tournament, theme parks would pale into insignificance? Get yourself on the Apocalypse at Drayton Manor - you're stood up, held by your shoulders and with no foot plate, hoisted 200ft into the air, leaned forward 15 degrees and then dropped. You'd leave about 6 stone at the top! In fact, sod that - have a look for yourself. http://www.draytonmanor.co.uk/Apocalypse.aspx

Lightwater Valley - haven't been there in about 18 years, is it still as shite as ever? Did Drayton Manor just outside of Birmingham last month - it was pretty good Fish, I wouldn't worry too much about panic attacks, they'll probably not let you on due to weight restrictions.

Might create a BB sub forum and let them chat about it in there - it'll fucking poison this forum

Jesus wept, this place is going downhill fast - Big Brother did it's time about 2-3 years ago. After the incident where the police had to get in the house, it should have died a death. This year's celebrity cock-up should have been the final nail. It exists solely because of the awful British tabloids which many people refuse to admit to reading.

Paul Gascoigne Airport? Don't joke about it...

At the time we signed him, it's exactly what people were saying. I seem to remember comments along the lines of 'Souness is signing a midfielder reminiscant of himself'

I never even had the internet when I was doing my exams, let alone MSN. Read a book! Well I did. So I used it to my advantage. I know someone who, punishment to one of his kids, removed the network card from his PC for a week. The kid had a pink fit saying that he wouldn't be able to do any homework without the internet. His Dad drove him to the library

Didn't well all say the same about Emre?

I never even had the internet when I was doing my exams, let alone MSN. Read a book!

do you not think that if the takeover went through we could do better then ben haim? Ben Haim is a lot better than many people give him credit for it would seem. Bolton were anxious to get him to sign a new contract but he turned it down, he knows he can do better. Plus Chelsea are interested.