Craig

Any chance we can get pud to video it?

Please tell me you're being sarcastic. (FYP) Brock man, you're not Gemmill - pack it in with the grammar correction and FYPs will you?

What?? And not Matty Taylor??

One comment from Sam Allardyce and suddenly we've signed him and Beckham is keen to join to extend his England career. Fucking hell, the press have an awful lot to answer for in this country.

He's probably still in hospital with his collapsed lung, just go and harpoon the good lung! Isn't whaling outlawed in this country? Best get him on a container ship to Japan!

That high-pitched West Brom fan who phones Talksport and is permanently wanking over Koumas is going to have a field day tomorrow... I know the bloke you mean. [bRUMMIE]"jason koumas is the greatest player outside the Premiership, he's the best welsh player there is.....blah, blah, blah"[/bRUMMIE] They cut him off mid sentence last week!

Sling him in the Tyne and harpoon the bastard. With any luck he'll fly around the skyline like a deflating balloon

He is You are kidding?

"Fan" my fucking arse. The first opportunity in 5 years or so to do things right and he's fucking it all up. C.U.N.T If he fuck this up and delays everything then he will indeed be the biggest cunt around and not in anyway the fan he claims to be. It would just prove everyone right in thinking he's an arsehole though. If he does piss us about then i hope he gets loads of shit of people on an almost continuous basis! If he's that much of a cock and he gets his money I doubt he'll be too bothered tbh. To be honest, I don't care if he gets his money, just as long as he does fuck off!

That high-pitched West Brom fan who phones Talksport and is permanently wanking over Koumas is going to have a field day tomorrow...

Did anyone watch the rugby documentary on England's World Cup win in 2003?? Woodward had more backroom staff than people on the pitch and it was all with American influence. And of course, it worked.

Ben Haim would be a quality signing. My only concern is the ongoing investigation of his move to Bolton and I hope that doesn't have any effect on us. I wish they'd shut the fuck up about Beckham though. If there is any truth in it whatsoever, we talking about 6 months away at least - we need to be concentrating on here and now.

The point being that we can't watch the fucking match because some inconsiderate bastid is stood right in front of us!

Agreed. When you consider that we're up against the likes of Everton, Spurs, Bolton & Blackburn we should be aiming for 5th position at the very least and that's without the aquisition of Allardyce or Ashley...

I used to think the 'Where's Wally' books were harmless, but what the fuck is that bloke doing to the kid to the left of the shooting alley?

Aye. There's several blokes do it in the row in front of me, and they always keep stopping to watch. No! If you're going to be a pr!ck and leave before the game is finished - no matter what, then just get the f*ck out. You've decided to leave, so DO NOT f*cking stand still and watch while the bloke in the row behind who stays till the end can't see the F*CKING GAME!!!! I can excuse the very occassional leaving early, under extreme circumstances, the cup replay against Birmingham I left after Birmingham scored their fifth, which was only a minute or two before Full Time anyway. But people do it time after time after time, and I'm sick of getting up and sitting back down again to let people through. I don't mind before the game, or at half time, but you get the same people who come in late all the time once the game's started. 25-30 minutes in, they want to go for a piss, then they come back, then five minutes before half time they want to get to the front of the queue for a pint or pie, and they come back five minutes into the second half, and then 10-15 minutes to go, oh they want to be back through again - stopping on their way of course to watch the game and blocking the view for people behind, and all because they don't want to queue for the bus, Metro or because they want to be served first at the pub. F*ck off man, bunch of f*cking pricks they are, same c*nts every time! erm....... http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...st&p=335268

I don't think we will full stop. If we get to where we were planning to, I suspect they'll start talking about the top 5 rather than the top 4.....

Aye each to their own - I'm with Cath, I think they'd be well worth seeing and going by the opinion of someone who's seen them as a support band, they're very good live.

Been waiting for The Fray to tour for fucking ages, and they're playing Newcastle 3 days after I go away Well I've got the Stereophonics gig sorted and I'm 'coming home' to see them on 22nd November and will be staying the Friday night too so any of you out on the lash that night, I may just tag along. Will be sorting The Fray out too but probably see them elsewhere.

I see the dancing superstar is signing autographs in the last shot!

Plenty attending then?

Check to see if the fans are working too. As ewerk says, it could we be overheating.

Don't know about anyone else but I doubt very much that Abramovich would have fired Ranieri if he hadn't got Mourinho lined up to replace in. If Jose hadn't been available, I think they'd have stuck with him

So if Souness was still in charge and we gave him £200m to spend, do you think he'd do a better job? Nowt like totally missing the point is there?

I take it the People were short on news when they were about to go to press so fired up the old bullshit generator..... Sadly, now that we're linked with a takeover, we're going to get a lot of this. It'll be the Brazilian fat-boy next.