Craig

The bit that jumps out at me on NUFC.COM's page is: If Sima's figure is correct, despite all that frantic share buying that Shepherd did, he missed being able to make a formal offer by 0.1%

Was going to say the same thing - does this put Shepherd in a postion off going with what this fella wants or risk his shares being worth nothing? (Pretty much the situation Man Utd were in with the Glazers?)

Shitloads of contact lenses - lets hope this time I can get on with them

They'll be laying down in the street in protest tomorrow SMO. Can your motor deal with a few extra speed bumps?

Finally a Frenchman with some sense. I hate these cup presentations where they spend 20 minutes building a fucking stage in the middle of the pitch.

Liverpool for me... they're English and I'd back an English club over an Italian one every day of the week and twice on Sundays. If it was us in the final and the likes of Spurs and Everton fans were saying they hope we'd get stuffed, we'd be pointing out that they're not referred to as "The bitters" for no reason. Be worth it to see Mourinho's reaction too. Remember when he came here and he said the only manager in the Premiership he had respect for was Alex Ferguson because he was "Champions League winner"? Be interesting to see what he thinks of Benitez if he won it for a second time. As for the crowing Liverpool fans have done since 2005, it's not as though we wouldn't have done the same and lets face it, it is something to shout about.

Is anyone prepared to read all that? HTT-itus epidemic tbh!

Why have a dog and bark yourself? I guess about 1 in 100 or so must be genuine leads

It's fucking laughable the amount of people who come up with "I have it on good authority..." Bollocks, you dreamed it up while sat in traffic on the way to work - I'm fucking amazed that they're publishing a page like it on the web. I thought at first it was a genuine rival to the BBC's rumours page, s'pose i've kept a check on it for light entertainment...

Anyone else checked this out? Been keeping an eye on this page for a few days now - what a fucking joke! All these ITKs who reckon they've got inside info - complete bullshit! This is what's come up so far....

How much more shit is Oliver going to speel?? Fuck off you retard!

Ok my head is up in the clouds a bit with this one but a prospective back four which contains Baines, Campbell & Ben Haim is very appealing...

Hope this one comes off - Baines is a quality prospect

Sorting out tickets for The Fray at the end of the year and I've heard a whisper that the Stereophonics are about to announce a UK tour.

Distin and Bramble off to Pompey??? This season's achievements aren't likely to be repeated then. Must make Sol feel uneasy, be class if we swapped the pair of them. Bring in Ben Haim too and we've got the makings of a decent back line

Jesus GM, couldn't you found trousers that fit?

CCTV being checked over as the reckon people were 'hanging about' just before it went up in flames. Does anyone seriously get a kick for setting fire to stuff like that?

You'd never be able to afford to pay him Brock! And what would he want an Enrique number for on a Beatles tribute?

Is that the water park in Ibiza? Looks familiar...

Fucking hell you could fly with those collars!

There's a trio from hell!

Scott's new job is unveiled..... Selling Donkey rides on Cullercoats beach!

Hire Brock or Asprilla's Foreskin for the evening?