Craig

I've just circulated this lot round the office.... Some of the responses I'm getting out of the females are legendary - they're positively seething and out of principle won't argue any of them simply cos of the last line! Brilliant!

Well sure, you have, but I mean in football, not the Quidditch Cup Ahhhhhhhh, bless

Sushi isn't fish. It's the rice part of the meal which just happens to be more often than not served with fish. M&S do a decent box of it, but the wasabi is too fucking weak for my liking...

Fuck off Fish, before you start

Yeah, quite a few times.....

.....and you think that was accidental?

I'll give them their dues this time, there was around 4-5 inches around here..... When you know it's gonna snow though, that's fuck all really though craig. If it had been 3 foot of snow or something, I could understand the hysteria. On the news this morning they were telling everyone their journeys to work would be "extremely treacherous". If you can walk in 5 inches of snow I'm fucking sure you can drive in it easy enough. Aye I know, but 5 inches of snow to these fuckers is like 6 foot to you and me! I got to work this morning and was the only one here for an hour and a half. And I probably have the furthest journey. I've lost count of the amount of people who said "how've you made it in?". Simple replies of "well, i got in my car, turned the ignition and drove here" seem to have gone way over their head. My comment about giving them their dues was in comparison to the ½ inch of snow we got a couple of years back and people were taking up to 15 hours to drive home. Now THAT was fucking madness!

Thats just put me off snow! What the hell is that? That's snow on a bit of muddy grass!

I'll give them their dues this time, there was around 4-5 inches around here..... Never the less, the authorities were fucking useless and it's amazing how when you drive over three counties you can see the difference in organisation. Hampshire were busy with the snow ploughs at 6.30am when everyone is trying to get to work. Surrey was well organised and the roads were clear. Hertfordshire were completely clueless and it was like a scene from demolition derby with the lunatics skidding all over the place!! Anyway, our lunchtime effort is below

Awwww...... Gol? Craig? Can we keep him? Can we, can we, can we!? Looks like we've got our own little pet - you gonna keep him fed and watered Skol?? BTW, just shown this thread to a decent scouser and they're thoroughly ashamed! They mentioned something about Goodison Park wanting their gimp back!

The England v Spain game...... Unlike you it seems

Oh fucking joy, I can't wait!!! An inch of snow on the M25 and the mongoloids will be abandoning their cars............again!! The need to take a bunch of 'so called' drivers from down this way and get them to drive between Brough & Barnard Castle on the A66 during drifting snow..... THAT'S driving in snow!!!!!

off BBC Text Commentry Cock tbh He's the epitome of hipocrasy tbh!

'jumping-frog' not making an appearance for the Spaniards then?

Dunno about anyone else, but my pre-employment section of my CV consists of one line which states my degree, the number of a levels I got and the number GCSEs... They mean absolutely nish now in my career. All they were used for was getting me my first job. The vital stuff have been learned since then

BTW Alex, is your avatar supposed to be a representation of Rob W's occupation?

Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! Do you want a fucking medal? Nope I'm just bemused as to why it came up in the first place....

Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! You fucking gimp! I'm pretty sure Meenzer made a joke of it at the time and you were in on it. Unless I'm making all this up. Now who's f'ing???? Find it then cos it's totally gone over my head and I've gone back about 6 months. Haven't found a post yet when I've written 'fuck' repeatedly..... Some others have mind

Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems!

Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something?

I have a K800i that has 3G and GPRS. The forum looks ludicrous, just a vertical line of icons and images. Aye, well you know that "brandless piece of shite" that I posted in the 'what mobile phone have you got' thread? That's got 3G and GPRS and displays the forum perfectly! :lol: whats the wap address of this place then? Non-existant as the module was never installed. Might get round to doing it with the next upgrade

Was last seen going "over the top" at the end of series 4!

You might live to eat your words on that one Ally

plus the teams emerge from the leazes/milburn corner So they did well on their research then? To be fair though, when the leazes/milburn corner was being constructed (and bearing in mind the west paddocks were still standing so that area was all still to be developed), I did expect the tunnel to be moving into that corner in the same way that Old Trafford is.

SwindonMag may have done for all we know.... And anyone heard from Snakehips recently??