Craig

Happy valentine's day to you all! Wonder if Billy's lass liked her CD?

Stupid fucking coprophiliac that she is, fair play to the fella for writing it!

Laz man, if you've stared at them for more than a couple of seconds (and lets face it, you have), do you care?

Might have to try that one

Knowing him, payment for services he was about to render.....

Howay man, even Meenzer was looking further down than that!!!

Lamb - Gorecki Aqualung - Strange And Beautiful

.....we've got a right bright spark on our payroll!

Only it's not the tallest....... Nice tits however

Aye, I think you've hit the nail on the head there like. Essentially lasses want to be spoiled on prescribed days (such as Valentines day) and randomly throughout the year too. This is all forgetting the true meaning of Valentine's day however, which is of course KK's birthday. Try getting them something KK themed though and see what thanks you get! You booked her in for a fucking perm, didn't you??

I got one of those arrive on Christmas Eve one year. Had a feeling it was going to be about my attitude and the school stamp on the envelope confirmed my suspicions. No fucking way was I having my Christmas ruined by one of my cock-head teachers so I chucked it under the door mat. Completely forgot about it until the parents evening a couple of months later when my folks came back and asked "where was the letter?" Don't think I helped matters when I told my Mam if she hoovered under the door mat occasionally, she might have found it...

http://www.meish.org/vd/ Thought that was going to be a link about Venereal Disease for a second!

In SMO's world that's short-hand for she wants a quick shag behind the photocopier :razz: There'd be pictures of his bits heading her way in an instant! Photocopied at 400%???

In SMO's world that's short-hand for she wants a quick shag behind the photocopier

No card then?? It's tomorrow smartarse Yeah I know it is - just seeing if he's pre-empting that's all

No card then??

Class!

you serisously want to do something romantic? Treat her properly, make her favourite dinner (even if it's a fry-up), take her for drinks in her favourite bar, take her to watch a play or a movie or a band that she likes, take her to a hotel and roger her fucking brains out. Awww, you see? You've got the right idea! How come you never have any luck with women then? Because, as I've mentioned in several threads, women are all fucking insane and from one day to the next there is really no predicting what will, or will not be held as romantic/funny/important/irrelevant/selfish/generous in their tiny hormone-addled mind! Obiously just not found the right one, eh Dave?

Work for the dole do you? I was determined to go to work for 8 this morning, what time did I get up? 9! So an 11 o'clock start for me with a 5.45 finish followed by an hour of 5 a side then back for a bath, food n laze. Not bad really. Propping the goals up again??

Had a fucking shit Monday for many different reasons.... Tomorrow however WILL be a better day

There's was huge degree of 'grass is greener' for me. When I got to 18, I wanted to move away and as far as possible. 12 years down the line I miss the place something chronic but given the fact I have 2 kids and their mother is very much southernised, I don't think i'd ever move back. That said, I am glad I did move away when I did. I'd hate to have gone through life living in one place and one place alone - you'd never know any different...

Are you serious?? A tune about a newborn baby ill in hospital at christmas?

tbf i know quite a few liverpool fans and the majority of them are decent people who enjoy the craic. Granted there are one or two arseholes here and there but it's no worse than other clubs tbh (us included).