Craig

Have you actually got any of these yourself Craig? And don't try and pretend it's not some prize quiz for Children in Need at work either. Found in the office indeed It's not actually (although they probably should have done). All they've done for that is some raffle. And aye, I got the ones in bold myself!

Anyone know the others?

Nope - it's a list of ones I've found in the office and they're doing my head in!

And for the last bit, some cryptic questions: Name the following persons: 1. Scratched currency 2. Bob at the stake 3. Medic dwelling at 14lb ?? Livingstone 4. Mr Molina lost his ding-a-ling Alfred Nobel 5. Chief Chef Captain Cook 6. O damaged tissue untamed Oscar Wilde 7. Will Gallagher rattle his lance 8. If your cooker doesn't work hit it! 9. Get wed, get better.

Thank you very much sir (and the rest of you too! )

Anyone who who these three are?

My mate topped that one (it was 9-0 at half time!!!)

I have about 6 different games saved with different scenarios now... I don't always save on exit but in that instance I never exit the game to open it straight back up again with the same scenario.

Watch, ring and silver chain...

Test 4 is absolutely spot on!

Cast your votes now..... (and any more nominations, get them added! )

Anal twat? Kinky tbh. Female platypus. That's an obscure one for the naturalists tbh. I think we can thank the coming together of a randy mallard and a tart of an otter for that one!

Am at January 2008 and all 4 of my strikers are out through injury. Looked at who was available on a short-term contract and bought Solksjaer for £45k from Man U. He's banging the goals in left, right and centre!

Rectal medication?

Weren't you asked to resign... Aye and I'm now the manager of Preston in a new game and am riding high at the top of the Championship. I did however keep the Newcastle game saved right at the end of the first season and went back to it though And Brock, not a fucking chance - can see no point in playing any game and cheating at it. Loading an old saved game is cheating tbh. Only if you're doing it constantly after every match. I saved that game at the end of a season (as I always do)

Just heard on the radio this morning that First Direct are going to be the first bank to apply a monthly charge for a current account. Apparently if your balance is below £1500, they'll charge you a tenner a month for the privilege!! Fucking madness IMO - I can understand charges if you become overdrawn, but charging you to store your own money?

What right-minded chef has his main menu option as 'Chicken stuffed with banana'??

Who fucking cares tbh? If it's got to the point where you can see whether her bra and knickers are matching, the next place you're hoping to see them is in a pile on the floor. You'd have to be some anal twat to spoil the moment by objecting like!

Haven't got a fucking clue who she or any of them are - agree about the underwear though...

You're kidding me? They've all got their bits covered up man!

This 'man flu' is fucking sexist if you ask me. When I was running the helpdesk it was always the women ringing in sick saying that they were at death's door and that they couldn't face it - the blokes tend to just get on with it...

To add to the amusement, the bloke sat in the armchair over on the far side watching intently is the fucking spit of the guy who provides us with this site. What have you got to say for yourself Hugh?

It's around Kenton isn't it? Decent area IIRC...