Craig

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Battery was suitably removed from the doorbell. One twat decided that trying to batter my door down was a good idea. His trick was me with a foul temper having not slept since Charlotte went into hospital. And seeing as he was about 16 and not dressed in a scrap of halloween gear, I don't feel at all guilty. Thieving arseholes!

doesn't appear to.... I was thinking for a second that it might be an old favourite who'd attempted to return again.

I don't know about anything else, but he's still not worked out how to use the quote facility properly!

That was in Italy with Lazio. I now don't trust any managerial record in that country. Were his successes with Gothenburg a figment of my imagination then? He's been successful at club level wherever he's been.

It's in the Sun so most likely is bollocks but I'm of the same opinion as Gemmill - he's a lot, lot better than what we have. A lot of people knock him for his time as England coach but what mustn't be forgotten is that he had a highly successful career at club manager level. On a related note, did anyone else see the news that Tommy Craig is set to be announced as John Collins' no.2 at Hibs? Our loss is their gain IMO - I'd love to find out what actually happened to expediate his departure.

Can they do simple mathematical equations though?

I'd take Shearer at this point. It's a big risk, but I think that's where we're at at this point. Could he have been the difference between last season and this season? Probably between himself, Craig, and a lack of full-time pressure on Roeder.

Thursday 7th December @ 10am

I dont think we get the full picture! But a fair enough idea of what was going on you do get. Look, so maybe my first post came out as pompous. If so excuse me and forgive me, wasnt my intention at all. I made it 10 minutes after the game and I was a fair bit frustrated and perhaps not as careful with words as I should have been. But some of the response was still unwarranted. It seems to me that leaning towards a slightly different opninon on this board is asking for trouble. Not just my posts, I know you lads think Im crazy, but Ive noticed anybody who seems to have a, lets say 'revolutionary idea' gest a fair bit of stick. This place reminds me of a group of old Grandma's sitting together, everybody sharing their common problems and past experiences with each other and congratulating each other on their wisdom and how well they've done with their kids and all that. Anybody who says 'well, I think this or that could have been done differently' is kicked out. Pompous?? Please don't tell me you're that stupid that you make a comment like you did without expecting people's backs to be up as a result? Your comment about the people being there being the "12th man to the opposition" is frankly insulting to those who've paid their money to go. I'm not in the least bit surprised they responded the way they did.

Dunce's cap for Laz today!

Yep, same here.... 4,100 both times.

The amount of medical attention my kids are getting, they're well suited to Newcastle United

Just hope to fuck the kids have interest in running off the ball and tracking back to within their own half when the ball is down that end

Aimaad22, why don't you just admit you were wrong rather than piling bullshit on top of bullshit? Some of the stuff you're coming out with is fucking hilarious! You NEVER get the same 'full picture' that you do when you're actually at a match - take it from someone who spent years going to watch Newcastle week in, week out and having to listen to people tell me what I was watching was different to how I'd seen it despite the fact the other person wasn't there.

Aye, I'll give him that.... But then you expect soo much more than that from a midfielder. Ginola was miles ahead of Robert in terms of output.

One of them obviously 'broke in' though - either that or you're leaving "I Love You" notes to yourself in front of the wrist pad for the mouse!

Psst... try mentioning Hitler too, it wins every argument! To be fair to the lad, he's never heard of him!

I've noticed Mrs Jimbo has lobbed a stair-gate across the door, is that to keep the kids from catching anything out of your shit-pit?

Well she's home... She's still officially under the hospital's care and has to go back on a daily basis for about a week for IV anti-biotics but at least she's in her own bed tonight We've been given a box (yes, a box!) of medication which will probably last until mid 2008 and a plan of when she's got to have stuff. Also a portable nebuliser as she needs to use one 3 times a day for a week and officially is on oral anti-biotics for 3 weeks. Scares me the amount of shit we're pumping into her body at the moment but as I say, at least we've got her home. Thank you all for the kind messages

must be kidding if he thinks I'm reading all of that you've got a point like! although I did notice Mr GeordieMessiah in there. There's a few familiar names on there. foook me so there is, a certain Mr Craig Hayton for one. OK, which wise-crack has been using my identity? (Had hoped that comment had slipped through without notice )

Howaythetoon aside (I bet HTT loves the fact his 'name' is being used) I don't know of one independant fan site now who wants that fat lump of shit to remain. If TF are behind it as they are then surely there's some hope?

Gemmill's 100% spot on with this one. Fair enough, criticise the abysmal shite that is served up on the pitch but having a go at the crowd? Jesus, they've paid their money they're entitled to say what they want (or don't) within the ground. This is not me advocating boo-ing BTW, there's no place for that, but all this "12th man for the opposition" shite is patronism of the highest order. If the people who are going to the matches aren't doing what you want them to do then charter a plane and get your sorry arse over here and show them what they should be doing.

If Spurs are interested in him, he'll probably end up signing for us!

The 'best' by a country fucking mile! After that you're looking at: Gascoigne v Palace (1988) McGhee v Bradford (1990)