Craig

Just had a call to setup the Chief Exec with the mother of all webcams so that he can do video conferences from his desk. As always, before setting new stuff up on a director's machine, we always set it up on one downstairs - just to make sure there's no issues. All went OK and then I went off to do another call. To relieve the office boredom though, I set the webcam running to record, switched the monitor off and left a box of celebrations in front of my monitor. Sure enough, half an hour later I come back to find the box wide open with empty wrappers all over my desk!! As per normal, when I asked the 'usual suspects', no one's been anywhere near them but sure enough, I play the video back and every single one of the thieving bastards were in there! Worth it though for the look on their faces when I played the video back!

OK, OK it's back........ Funniest thing of all is that, while the one with the vibrator is visible for me, your true avatar is actually blocked by our web filter at work!

We're gonna get a dunce's hat for him soon like! (mind you, I best borrow it for a while after last night's 'faux pas' )

Aye and I bet he was keen to crack up conversation with you too, wasn't he? I was the veritable punch bag at school and did myself no favours for never reacting to it. Have seen a few of the people who did it since I've left school and you'd think I was their best mate! Admittedly one of them I did bump into came out and said he'd been an absolute arsehole to me during school and that he was genuinely sorry for what he did - not much use all those years afterwards, but I acknowledged the sentiment...

Was bullied...

Jesus wept

As rare as an apology out of you is, you're still the next guinea pig! I take it back then, dickhead. Can't - won't let you IDST

As rare as an apology out of you is, you're still the next guinea pig!

Erm, that'll have been me last night for some reason I have absolutely no idea about.... (was doing tests on something and was picking users at random). All restored now! Next time remember the words Gemmill, Alex and SpongebobToonpants Gemmill's the next guinea pig for calling me a dickhead - FACT!

Erm, that'll have been me last night for some reason I have absolutely no idea about.... (was doing tests on something and was picking users at random). All restored now!

You need to post at least once per day! I bet it's fine now?

it will be mine !!!! *whispers* Well it's not his for the time being....

I'd question whether the battery is holding any charge. Best thing I can suggest is finding someone else who has one and swapping the batteries to see if that makes a difference. Failing that, take it to a shop to check.. At least by that point you'll know whether it's the phone or battery that's faulty...

On my hard drive at work..... (Only so many hours in the day you know? ) EDIT: You been messing with my sig Pud?

Time of the month again already?

Ever the conspiracy theorist, eh Monster? The scoring has been sorted out

You look a bit...Australian. Is that a dress he has on?

It's one of them 'things' from the film Cocoon!

But only one (Newcastle)Rocker tbh

No, I mean a trio seeing as that's what the Tote were referring to it as!

Finished the night £150 up! The race Pud told me to put money on, I slapped a fiver on and won £44. Then I did a trio and got the first 3 home in a race to get £60. Finally got another £50 in a last trio - pissed off though as I chickened out of a trio which would have netted me £236 in one go!

They can fuck right off!!

One of the Villa boards was reporting earlier that Milner is demanding a transfer... Wouldn't be surprised in the least - Know how to look after our players, we do!

I reckon it'll be something like a 2-0 defeat for us too...