Craig

Completely missed the whole ethos of the thread tbh... Haven't you gotta go and have sex or something?

Then why not go down the arcades like other people do? Or are you that 'hooked' into computer games, you'd be broke? Dear oh dear! Anyway, back to topic - any more of your ramblings off topic shall be deleted

If we're digging out the primary school insults, my Dad's bigger than your Dad...

Nah... He just goes and blows a few hundred notes on a fucking arcade game which he could have downloaded off the net for free!

It's you, isn't it?

GRASS! Anyone that gets caught out by this scam probably deserves it tbh. 117632[/snapback] As does the twat who's fucking ringing in the cash!

I've texted saying that I found his piece of paper the other day and am up for some loving.... Got a text back asking how old I am and asking to prove it and then going through the whole £50 thing again..... The fucker is still at it, personally I think we should turn this whole thread over to the old bill and have the fucker done for extortion and pimping because, as Gemmill says, some poor sad bastard has probably already fallen for it!

Right, I've got the number and a nice, free, non-sign up text messaging site..... What do we send him?

Easily the best choice... 117565[/snapback] Agreed! Have we still got the number?

That's more to do with people not liking you tbh! 117126[/snapback] *prepares the noose* mate people havent liked me on here for years. fortunately i have a life outside of this message board. my girlfriend and mates act as my support mechanism when times on here get all too much for me. theres only so much chat room abuse one can take 117130[/snapback] Haven't you got to go off and be a 'real' man and have sex or something?

Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it!

You've gotta have someone dressed up as a pimp with a video camera on this one! 116441[/snapback] Sounds like you're volunteering. 116448[/snapback] Not a chance - manc-mag knows how to work a handycam by all accounts mind...

You've gotta have someone dressed up as a pimp with a video camera on this one!

now you're talking..... Toontastic exclusive tbh! 116220[/snapback] In that case, could we earn time with her by hitting a quantity of posts ? 50 posts = a wank 200 posts = a blow job 500 posts = a shag 1000 = she irons your shirt 116247[/snapback] Come on HTT, beat this!

Good lad. Anyway, now one of you need to get a brown envelope. Hide it somewhere on the sat morning and tell her it there. Then take photo's of her when she goes to collect it (Say you'll drop it an 9am before meeting her at 10am). Make sure you take you donuts n coffee while you're on the stakeout! Prob her ex lad who wanted to get her pics around and make some vash out of it 116235[/snapback] Sounds like a voice of experience, this what you've been getting up to while you've not been posting JawD?

now you're talking..... Toontastic exclusive tbh!

Text her the URL of this thread

The front side is some huge card £50 note I found ina desk at work, the reverse was advertising a website. I'm amazed it didn't have 'SPECIMEN' plastered on it tbh.

google it!

I dont think any of us were thinking of actually paying the 50 notes like. 115294[/snapback] You don't say!! Has no-one got the technology to print of some dodhy notes? I used to go out with a lass from Gateshead whose brother produced fake fivers and used them at the local garage for tabs. Quality specimens they were, I used a few in FYEO a few years back, silly strippers didn't have a clue! 115353[/snapback]

The things some people will do..... http://www.zeroartradio.com/scott/piss_diver.wmv

1. How do you know he wasn't there, do you scrutinise everyone who gets inside SJP? 2. What the fuck are you gonna do about it if someone has made it up?

Talking about 'sit down browns' I dunno what angle one of the blokes in our house used to sit at but he managed to 'pepper' (quite literally) his shit right up underneath the rim - so much so it was welded to the porcelain! Someone fucking explain how that is gravitationally possible cos I'm fucked if I know!

The only time I ever sit down to take a piss is when I'm that wrecked I'm convinced my aim is gonna be shite. That being said, from time to time I have pissed on the seat and the floor but bog roll is there for a reason man, fucking wipe it up and don't be a skanky bastard. When I was living in a student house my housemates were a fucking nightmare, if it wasn't the floor that was being pissed on it was the rim itself and no fucker except me would clean it - you had congealed urine festering on the porcelain! What was worse was one bloke who was moulting in his nether regions and you always knew when you'd followed him into the bog as his 'pube army' was marching around the rim! They also couldn't understand why I chucked the bog brush out 4 times in that year - 1. they cost less than £2 from Tesco, 2. they'd turned fucking browny yellow with all the shit and piss that they'd left in there. There's nowt gay about keeping a bog and the surrounding area clean - it's hygiene man! Oh and Brock, I dunno what weird sort of shit you've been up to with your knob kidda, but I'd be getting myself booked in for a circumcision if I was you....that's not normal!

Maybe if I waited 20 minutes between wanks..... 114498[/snapback]