Craig

I've finally got him to open his eyes for the camera...!

But you're in Southampton yer soft shite.... I dropped the Mother-in-law off in Fareham earlier today and it's t-shirt weather on the south coast! 16°C (which is what the car was reporting) is NOT cold Mr Halliwell - you want cold, get a transfer to the North East

Cheers people. GF - indeed he does and I beginning to wonder if the fact that the time he was born at was 4-4-2 is an omen? Been on .cock's website and black and white sleepsuit is on order...! Pud - she prefers Finley and I'm not going to argue with her on that one - can be spelt both ways I believe (Finley Quaye for instance...)

....this time it's on a more personal note! A few of you were aware that me and the missus were expecting but being the superstitious old fruit I am, I've kept it fairly quiet. Well Finley Jacob Hayton was born at 16:42 today weighing 7lb 15oz. Mum and Son are doing very well - Charlotte and Dad are totally chuffed to bits.... Attached photos for you all to see

So that backs up Gol's claim....... Still at least he's not on his own! 45305[/snapback] He's never on his own, he always has you to arse lick him. 45351[/snapback] Oooo is that Emmeline Pankhurst with her handbag out again?

So that backs up Gol's claim....... Still at least he's not on his own!

The more I see of this woman, the more I'm liking her....

We've got a 'name and shame' thing going on at work at the moment. Any shit parking, it's photographed by security and put on the intranet.... People moan like fuck that they're being 'exposed' but as they're told, if they bothered to park sensibly, their cars will never appear on the list! Invariably it's the females who are on there - but I'm saying nowt for fear of Bridget telling me I'm talking shite!

Tell you another gripe.... These fucking retards who buy these 'Road Angels' and think it gives them a prime excuse to drive like a c*nt when the thing isn't bleeping at them. One day, you'll kill someone - try and stand up in court and say "it was OK, my tracker told me no one was monitoring the area so I drove however I wanted to!" Wankers!!

Racist tbh 44932[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh 44935[/snapback] Did he?? Must have been watching the driving antics of a female of the species at the time tbh 44939[/snapback] Once again not actually responding to what I said. 44941[/snapback] I've responded to exactly what you said - are you suggesting I've changed the content of your comments?? If not, then by definition, I actually am responding to what you said! Jeez, women! 44944[/snapback] Pedantic and tedious, tbh. 44955[/snapback] More like truthful and you won't admit it............ tbh.

Racist tbh 44932[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh 44935[/snapback] Did he?? Must have been watching the driving antics of a female of the species at the time tbh 44939[/snapback] Once again not actually responding to what I said. 44941[/snapback] I've responded to exactly what you said - are you suggesting I've changed the content of your comments?? If not, then by definition, I actually am responding to what you said! Jeez, women!

Racist tbh 44932[/snapback] Jesus wept tbh 44935[/snapback] Did he?? Must have been watching the driving antics of a female of the species at the time tbh

OK, the driver home re-kindled another pet hate of mine on the roads.....foreign lorry drivers! A lot of you won't know but recently they've widened the M25 and between J13 and J12, it's 5 lanes wide. 3 of the lanes continue on the M25 and 2 of them filter off to become the M3. They're put some roadworks in just after J12 and consequently, the traffic starts building up in lanes 3, 4 & 5 but is generally free-flowing in lanes 1 & 2. Tonight was particularly bad congestion. Consider a line of traffic travelling at about 50mph (no speed restriction in place I might add) in lane 2 which I am a part of (and yes we are overtaking traffic in lane 1 before you ask!). Approaching J12, not 1, not 2 but 3 fucking foreign lorries who have been hammering it along at 50mph suddenly slam on the anchors and indicate to move into lane 3 (which is backlogged with traffic already)!!! Fuckers are gonna cause a fatal accident one day soon and t6he thing is they know they can flash through speed cameras and be pulled by the old bill without a care in the world because very little can be done with non-UK registered vehicles. Perhaps we should all import foreign cars...... :) :lol:

Racist tbh

In a traffic queue?? Fucking hell, you wanna drive the M25 mate, they're doing their make-up while doing 60 in the middle lane!

I cannot be a passenger when my missus is driving..... And she's one of the better ones! As for her mate - holds full on conversations with people on the back seat......whilst looking at them! *and yes, this IS when she is actually driving!*

Anywhere where lane discipline is required seems to cause them massive confusion to be honest. I was giving a woman directions once and told her to to cross over a roundabout. "which lane do i need to be in" she asked me. "The one that has the arrow painted in the direction you want to go" was my response. "Oh I don't look at what's painted on the road, I normally just guess..."

Bit generous to offer them the road full stop IMO....

Nor can you go wrong with notepad or Textpad! *hate these 'website creation apps'* 44628[/snapback] I'm yet to see one of your sites written purely by yourself. Should we compare my GoLive websites with your "from scratch" ones? 44742[/snapback] The commerical site I wrote was for a company who, 6 months ago, were taken over by another organisation who already had their own site. Because of that, my site no longer exists (apart from on a CD-ROM). BTW, I don't remember saying that "from scratch" sites were better than "GoLive" ones, I just said that notepad and Textpad can also get the job done and that personally, I prefer to use a text editor...

Nor can you go wrong with notepad or Textpad! *hate these 'website creation apps'*

USB pens are as reliable as floppy drives, both should be used for one thing and one thing only - transporting data from one machine to another. Neither of them should ever be used to store back-ups or worse, the primary copy of your data.

She stole my lovely Luke away from me. 43495[/snapback] You can keep your lovely Luke....I want my lovely Claire... At least he's not brown bread!

Leanne Wilson is her name - played a nurse called 'Claire' who's just croaked it by driving her car into a dock...

Casualty will not be the same again....

Christmas is cancelled........