Craig

They finally had enough of Keith Beveridge have they?? Or has he popped his clogs?

Can I just point out the thread title again.... "The Bad Taste Joke Thread...., Don't look if easily offended"

3 shots and he couldnt manage it. Five Bellies was on the line to toe bung the last shot in. Awful to see after years of hero worshipping the man. Also, fucking cringeworthy when he went through that spiel about wanting to score in front of the Gallowgate End and that lass (cant remember who it was now) agreeing with him while clearly not having a clue what that meant as she then turned him in the direction of the Leazes to take his shot. jwtbqfh! 42133[/snapback] Jayne Middlemiss wasn't it?? A geordie lass who didn't know where the Gallowgate end is no less.... Mind you Samuel, that's fucking rich coming from you - where's Gateshead again?

No, I'm just voicing an opinion that most people here disagree with. I just don't understand the two actions side by side and wanted to know the motive. As it turns out, it's a fairly interesting debate when you take away the insults. You may disagree, but isn't that what this part of the forum is for? 42132[/snapback] So in one breath you're saying that it's a private discussion with Catmag so no-one else is allowed to respond but in the next you're advertising it as 'interesting debate'..... Make your mind up will you?

Started last night.... I flicked over to into only to see that poncy bastard from Consett who won Big Brother ("always been my dream to play in front of 52,000 Geordies")... S'pose they had to get him to do something... Is it just me or are a lot of them the ones who took part last year? Also heard that Gazza will be on the 'ex-pros' team again. If they're gonna do this every year, they might as well have a different bunch each time. Mind you, if Ralf Little plays as well as he did last year, I'd have him signed up in an instant - quality left back!

Matty is pure class isn't he? We miss him at Bracknell. Can't wait till Vipers come to Basingstoke, I'll be there in my Petricko jersey oh yes. (He'd better give me a wave the fucker!) And if you come down you're buying me a pint SLP 41482[/snapback] Petricko was class last night, big, solid, got 2+0, tore Basingstoke apart 1st period. Can't see me getting down to Basingstoke this season, although fingers crossed I'll be down Nottingham for the playoffs.. 42125[/snapback] Make sure you dish out ample warning if you change your mind, been wondering when to take my hols!

'Westlife' and 'new song' in the same sentence?? Impossible - who've they covered this time? (Highly possible that you may have heard the original Cath and THEN heard their cover of it.... course if it is their version you like then I second SLP's suggestion!)

Get yourself down the local swimming baths.... I'm sure they'll have a rubber version that they'll flog to you - might not fit mind...

Get the fuck out of here.... Read the title of the thread those jokes were posted in. Just because people pass on a joke, doesn't mean that they're not affected by events that take place... Get a grip! 42065[/snapback] If you can't understand how idiotic it is to simultaneously make light of an event and then say how awful it is then you're beyond stupid. I asked catmag (not you) a civil question. No need for your pathetic attack on me. 42106[/snapback] If that's the case then If you don't want others responding to what was, lets face it, another bout of attention seeking, then don't make it public - it's what the PM facility is for...

Was he? Show's how shite my short-term memory is becoming....

It certainly is hard..... But I managed it eventually!

The Ask Jeeves search bot hot the site once, and only once, at 5.55am this morning.... Nice to see the nightwatchlady had her eyes open at that time!

Get the fuck out of here.... Read the title of the thread those jokes were posted in. Just because people pass on a joke, doesn't mean that they're not affected by events that take place... Get a grip!

How many times was Shearer injured under SBR? To my knowledge, he's yet to suffer one under Souness. If his team can't train the players properly and cause injuries, why hasn't one of the most injury-prone players of recent NUFC times, in the twilight of his career (therefore more susceptible to injury) been living on the treatment table? Another example is Jonathan Woodgate. If Souness' team has got it so wrong, and so different to SBR, why was Woodgate always injured under SBR?

Same place as last time - 2 bombs in the Jimbaran beach resort and the third in Kuta... At least 25 dead now, fucking arseholes who's done this!

In total agreement.... We've now gone nearly 300 minutes without conceeding a goal. That's a defensive record that the likes of Keegan and Robson could only dream of, yet still he's not doing it right.... Four of first choice forward 6 were not available today. We got a draw. Had we put out a full strength side and come out with that, I'd agree that it couldn't be classed as acceptable - but we're not going to win them all. If we draw those we don't win (and more importantly, keep a clean sheet), I'll accept it..

My Dad knew him on a professional level (he actually knew his brother Clive (no, not that Clive) better) as he was a building society manager in Gosforth and McKeags were the solicitors they used if they were ever needed. My Dad's view was that he was a nice bloke who was actually a passionate fan of the team but was 'antiquated' in his views on managing the place.

2-1 win for us...

More like: Watch the door doesn't smack your arse on the way back into the pavillion

Not that I was responsible for the move, but I think the thread title offers a good clue as to why it was moved!

That being said, if the club do find it within themselves to give him a minute's silence before the Sunderland game (lets face it, they will), for fuck's sake don't let us make complete tits of ourselves by not respecting it... We didn't like him as chairman, agreed but that's all in the past. Not worth us making a point about it now...

Accounting dweeb tbh!

You doing the coffin measurements on behalf of the undertaker or something??

Could we be that the Uni are using a SOCKS Proxy for connection to MSN (we use one here) and it is indpendant of other forms of communication. Our web connection can be fine, I can be logged into MSN on the web or even Windows Messenger but I can't get onto MSN because the socks proxy needs re-setting. If you know anyone else who's using it on the same network, see if they have any grief.

Completely clueless but no-more so than his predecessor who surely only had the job because of his name... McKeag's main problem was that he was the sitting chairman when SJH attempted his take-over. Being the opposition to the man who was effectively offering to throw money at the club is never going to win many fans over. I was no fan of his but RIP all the same..