Chaser

Lovely stuff.

6pts off 5th. We've been absolutely shite, and something needs to change but it's not unsalvageable. Not yet a 1/3rd into the season. I think our full back issue is our biggest problem. Lack of pace and attacking ability from FB means our midfield gets overran as there's no one to support it which in turn then means our attack isn't supported by our midfield. We just don't have that ability to change pace at the minute without Hall and Tino.

I'm half expecting Eddie to pull off his mask and reveal Amorim underneath.

Bring on the Mackems!

Fucked by Screech

We just completely lack any intensity, and we lack any plan B

Ban this cunt.

Can you go in with him? Your house must be fucking miserable with you in it

I'm always here for a Mackem incest joke. That is a top drawer finish from Barnes, absolutely superb finish.

Reported.

Bring him home.

Consistently good.

I think Wolt is one of ours, Beattie smells of cheese slices and pink icing.

Our lack of goal output from the collective attackers needs to be looked at. There's too few scorers and when one or two of them aren't playing then unless we are expecting a miracle, no one is going to score. I don't know if they all scored worldies in training but you have to wonder why we aren't looking to get others to weigh in.

JFC. They should all forfeit their wages to a local dogs trust after that.

Elanga on. Gonna score.

Ramsey should have pinged that

Looked like handball from Jimmy summerville in the initial movement.

Joelinton curses in Geordie

You'll make a mess of your sister later.

Calamitous. Rocket needed for half time and some changes to personnel.

Tallest Prem team yet often beaten in the air on corners.

Pope has to take the blame for that punch.

Fuckinghell. How did he score that?

Has big Nick managed one pass today? Seems to get robbed every time.