Ally

Thats my plan for today, arse lick to death and say everything he wants to hear. True or not

you've been watching one of the Oceans movie with that comment Wasn't particularly referring to that, just aware that theres a shit load of money in casino faults!

Tea I guess. Really not a fan of milk on its own. I'll have it on cereal but its rank on its own.

Aye, get some late night advice coming my way.

I've got a job interview tomorrow. I'd better fucking get it because i'm absolutely bored shitless of doing nothing every day apart from look for jobs. Its not a particularly thrilling one, some office job at an electrical safety firm but its better than nothing. I'm not really a nervous person but I am a bit about this one, purely because I know how desperate I am to get it.

Just have a poo then have a shower afterwards aiming the shower hose solely at your arse. I've done that before...

Oh, and just to add my two penneth. I think rape and child abuse is worse than murder, fucking disgustign.

I'd blatently rob a bank or a casino etc.

I read somewhere today that Makaay was off to Feyenoord.

Didn't know he was going to be a bosman, he'd be a quality signing.

While i'm all for Freddy being ousted and someone else effectively running the club, i'm not getting too carried away yet. Just because its a new name doesn't guarantee that he's going to be a good decision maker when it comes to football matters. How do we know that he won't undermine the manager like Fred has done in the past? Its a gamble many are willing to take, but i'm hanging fire on the excitement for the minute.

I'm moving on Saturday, this contract runs out then i'm just going to go and live round at my girlfriend's round the corner. She's not going to be there, its empty so just going to do a bit of cheeky sub-letting. Unemployed and homeless, its taking the piss!

Ashley Out!

Loads of people are in to wrestling when you're like 12/13 ish. I was. Soon grew out of it like and I wouldn't watch it for a second now, but I reckon most kids watch it/use to watch it.

Well thats a lie. Muse were absolutely amazing at Wembley last weekend.

I'm so sick of hearing about this concert, they've not shut up about it since about March.

That article has a good point about keeping a bit of continuity, it would be a bit daft to totally start from scratch overnight.

That Boumsong transfer is so dodgy. I'm sure I read a quote from the Rangers chairman afterwards saying something along the lines of he's always happy when Souness is in management because he'll always buy our players at high prices. £8m for that clown ffs!

I've not heard anything official, but I doubt Allardyce is stupid enough to continue with the clowns we have already. I have faith for a change.

Christ has fallen off his unicycle.

Was going to watch it until I realised it clashed with the F Word. Only one winner there.

He should have just run away from them tbh.

I pay about £9.50 for my hair. You can get it done for about £4.50 but its comparable with getting a blunt knife on the head. Back home though, the barbers that does it for £5 is absolutely quality, far better than the expensive/trendy places. Does anyone get their hair washed there btw? A few of my mates pay about £17 to get their hair washed and cut. Do it yourself ffs!

Jenson Button is like motor racing's Tim Henman. Hamilton has deserved every bit of praise so far to be fair to him, he's been unbelievable.

I know yeh, stubborn bugger! His game has always been about deep crosses, I agree, but he used to have the legs in him to do both imo. Now he's very limited. Not a bad limit to have like, being able to pick out pinpoint crosses from the halfway line! He just makes teams too one-dimensional for me. Look at Madrid on Sunday, whilst Beckham was on the pitch and RVN wasn't there he was just aiming long balls from the half way line to no-one. Madrid were so much more effective going forward when he wasn't on the pitch.