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I agree.

Cabaye is prettier for sho' It's amazing how little visibility our captains have had recently. I think Nolan was probably the last decent leader/figure head that I can think of.

You have leaders on the pitch regardless of who is captain. The reason I mention Krul is that he speaks excellent English, is a great player and I would like to see us try to keep him here. A defender who doesn't do interviews is far worse than a keeper who does IMO.

Definitely can't be captain anymore. I would have thought Cabaye or even Krul would be a good tactical option.

Would love Drogba here on a two year contract

TBF, if we can't stay up with the squad we have now then we have no right being in the premiership. Much as I'd like to see another striker we don't want to just get someone for the sake of it although it may just be a smokescreen.

ok...now how about a word for the people who pay your wages?

Two or three of the funniest pages I have read here for a while. Toontastic, take a bow. Oh and

If it is because his wife's ill then I wonder if we'd be prepared to just let him go and stop paying him (provided he didn't try and play elsewhere). As has been said, he's earned enough to never have to work again unless he's a flash get. But, If he wants to leave but still carry on playing somewhere else (even if his wife IS ill) then as sad as that is, it's not for NUFC to pay the price is it?

He knew what he was doing when he signed though didn't he?! I don't know if he's got the money to do it but that's not our fault. Such a good player too. Fuck our luck sometimes, why couldn't it have been Williamson!

What a twat. He can surely buy out his contract if he's that desperate to go? He's messing us around when we really don't need it.

We should definitely keep the Falklands for this now.

beat me to it...

Don't you drive a taxi....? I would think there are few more likely candidates than your good self.

I'm in the 'what the fuck do you think are you doing Pardew?' camp for sure.

eyyyyyyyyyyy

Very good.

Cheers for that, still think Pardew's the right man for the job.

He heard they used to have astroturf.

My inner child still believes that we used Remy as a smokescreen while we tie up our real targets. That has to be what's going on because after 6 years of running a club, they can't be so stupid as to risk relegation again.

Don't worry lads, it'll be fine. We're a professional outfit and will have several alternatives ready to go.