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Considering their track record, that's not the news we want to be hearing. Until we see a definite "Roeder sacked" with accompanying images appear on your screen it hasn't happened! Alright Neil? You recovered from last night then? Can you keep your private liaisons to PMs - there's a sacking to be discussed in here! A potential sacking at the moment, until Jimbo can confirm it!

Considering their track record, that's not the news we want to be hearing. Until we see a definite "Roeder sacked" with accompanying images appear on your screen it hasn't happened! Alright Neil? You recovered from last night then? I was fine today i'm pleased to say. I don't seem to be getting hangovers that much after nights out recently!

Considering their track record, that's not the news we want to be hearing. Until we see a definite "Roeder sacked" with accompanying images appear on your screen it hasn't happened!

SSN still saying its just an emergency board meeting and not he's not sacked yet, whereas sky news was saying he's been sacked!

What's he saying like? It's what he never said... watch out Chelsea,Man utd etc etc blah blah blah! then going into song.. I'm sure Manu and Chelsea will be shitting themselves! Though i do think the mackems have a chance of doing well next season unfortunately!

What's he saying like?

Wonder SSN haven't mentioned it or even had it scrolling across the screen, they're usually pretty quick with stuff thats not even confirmed never mind when it has been! I've had it on for the last 20mins and they've not said a word about Newcastle or Roeder Its strange because Sky news has had it on for a while and yet the sports news is ignoring it!

Wonder SSN haven't mentioned it or even had it scrolling across the screen, they're usually pretty quick with stuff thats not even confirmed never mind when it has been!

I don't know, it could be Terry Mac who gets the job with Clark being given the jobs of assistant manager, first team coach, reserve team coach, chief (only) scout, physio and press officer...after all he's a proper geordie and understands the club!

And don't forget to take the rest of your backroom team with you! Imagine the party in the streets if Terry Mac and Clark went as well Throw in Shepherd and it would be like winning a trophy!

And don't forget to take the rest of your backroom team with you!

You what?? Why not just say he's half way through a two year deal and therefore would cost us money, you fucking mong! Why the need for all this "if memory serves me" bollocks? At least he didn't say: "As far as Glenn Roeder's memory serves, Glenn Roeder thinks he has another year to do!" Or alternatively, sign him in the first fucking place when he was available for nowt!

Its not really a "debate" is it! Its all NUFC fans wanting him out and Roeder and perhaps Fat Fred thinking he should stay! As for the injuries, they are a totally valid excuse when you have the freakish level of players out that we've had, but only so far. He has every right not to have challenged to break into the top 4 with these injuries, he even has a slight reason for not getting 5th, but that's the end of it. We've all seen the absolute shower of shit the prem is beyond the top 4, the teams i've watched us lose to at St. James have been the worst in years and with all the injuries a decent manager would have taken most of them apart, not drawn with and lost to them. Away from home even with the injuries there is no excusing the gutless, clueless and pointless performances we turn in. And his masterplan during games when we are beyond shite of sitting there doing fuck all, changing fuck all at halftime and then waiting till its too late and still usually cocking up the changes means he has no right to be whinging about excuses. If he can't even be arsed to do everything within his power to try and win games (change tactics, formation, use subs, try something different, not play ludicrous long ball football with short strikers etc.) then he can quit crying about injuries!

Ferguson's an absolute tool who pulls every trick in the book and Wenger's not much better tbh. I'd have them both here though. And a lot of the problem with people's percetpion of Chelsea is due to Abramovich's lolly imo. Neither are anywhere near as bad as Mourinho. Can you imagine Mourinho giving the post match interview after AC Milan? He can not accept defeat without pulling out some obscure bit of the match that went against him. He takes victim hood to a new level. He would make an ideal Liverpool manager actually. Lest anyone remember, this man is responsible for a respected international referee retiring after death threats. So, what is it you're saying? Is there some sort of cut-off point where all of a sudden someone is too much of a wanker to manage Newcastle in your eyes regardless of how good they are? Whatever tbh Btw: Fergie blamed tomorrow's match against Man City for losing against Milan. I was wondering about that, how much of a cock exactly are you allowed to be before its too much to be allowed the honour of managing NUFC without sullying our name! And its bollocks anyway, Fergie and Wenger are every bit as bad as Mourinho and there are countless examples of all 3 behaving like twats. Fergie has devoted his entire career to pressurising refs and officials, the fa and anybody in his way. He's a spoilt, sulking little child and a bully, he's always used "mind game" which basically means talking shite and he's regularly used the media and his own players to tap up potential signings, and no manu fan gives a toss. Also on at least 2 occasions i've seen himr efuse to shake his opositte no.2 hand in a huff and as soon as any tv programme or channel dares comment about manu and he doesn't like it he blanks them. As for Wenger he oversaw the worst disciplinary record in prem history for many seasons with red cards aplenty, yet whinged, moaned and sulked about it every time, or lied and said he hadn't seen it. Would SSH mind that at the mighty NUFC who are above such things. Also when Pardew simply celebrated a late goal for his team, Wenger spat the dummy and practically started a fight, thats the behaviour of a complete and utter prick, would that attitude not destroy the angelic NUFC we supposedly follow! The fact is all 3 are identical, they're pricks, they behave like brats and they are all incredibly good at the job of building a succesful team, and all would be welcome here by any NUFC fan bar (as far as i can see), one!

Hmm, i'm thinking the words Sol and Campbell here for some reason...followed by the words leave now Roeder you moron!

Anal Oliver would just go into permanent orgasm if that happened, the chronicle sports section would become nothing more than a wankmag!

Why is it every report on the fact the fat fuck is finally going to do something features something similar to the quote above? Is Freddy that much of a fucking moron that it has taken the fear of no longer being the top dog in the NE for him to actually care? Un-fucking-believable! Sadly there is a lot of truth in it, because Shepherd is such a moron. If the mackems are going well it'll affect his judgement, if they were to start doing well in the prem then whoever our manager is, they would find themselves under alot more pressure than if the mackems were struggling in the championship! But if the mackems starting to do alright helps shove the fat fuck in the direction of getting rid of Roeder and brinign in Allardyce then its all for the better! The mackems have helped us before after all, knocking us out the play offs so instead of being a yo yo club like them we ended up with the Keegan years. Then beating us under Gullit to get him out and Bobby in! So lets hope they get the hatrick and help us out one more time, it'll just annoy them that bit more!

When it comes to being a twat mourinho is in another league. I don't want anything from him. Any toon fan who did laud in his achievements would get no respect from me, and I'll think you'll find that's how most Chelsea fans are viewed aswell. Well luckilly, i think all the other toon fans would cope without your respect as they sat back and enjoyed watching a successful team. And you'll find that not one single Chelsea fan gives a flying fuck how they're viewed as they watch their manager guide them to trophy after trophy. Just as manu fans couldn't give a toss that other teams fans want them to lose and say they're all glory hunters (whether they are or not) and arsenal fans didn't care when people said they were boring as they won trophies (under Graham) and now they don't care if people say they haven't enough english players or any other criticism you care to name. No teams fans who are succesful and winnign give a shit what other clubs fans call them or think of them.

Combine the two, if it happens, Ritchie has to take a vow of silence, its win win!

Most of the top managers are arseholes, Mourinho is no better or worse than Fergie, Wenger et al, and i'd happilly have any of them acting like a complete prick as they turned our club round and made us what we should be, as would 99.9% of NUFC fans. Aside from perhaps Benitez and Jol, you'd be hard pushed to find any manager in the top of the table who was genuinely likeable, and who gives a shit anyway, fans don't want a nice manager, they want a succesful one.

Imagine how well that could have worked though, it could have been the ideal situation! Bobby did some great work here and with Jose it could have been even better, then if it had been written in their contracts, Bobby could have left at the right time with the team flying and Jose could have taken over and who knows where we'd be now. Best not think about this actually, compared to what has happened its depressing beyond belief!

You think Souness and Roeder use it ? Got any evidence they don't? Roeder gave Dyer the armband for motivational reasons. And thank fuck he did, otherwise we might have lost......... You can't polish a turd But you can use psychology to get the turd to believe its polished!

I seem to remember reading that he was offered the no.2 role and then take over, but that he said he knew Bobby, and knew that he wouldn't retire as planned and so he'd never be no.1 And to be fair to Jose he'd have been right, Bobby seemed like he'd happilly go on for ever in mangement!

Well he calls himself "the special one" i think far and away them best way to prove that he is, would be to achieve the impossible and win a trophy at NUFC! Anyone who does that is the greatest manager alive! Still, he is a dirty foreigner who wouldn't understand the geordies, so i think Fred will give him a miss!

I pity the club that gets taken over by Souness, he'll probably appoint himself as manager. Well with a complete moron like him in charge of such decisions, you'd expect him to employ some clueless cunt as manager!