bawan

Here without you by 3 Doors Down and a Kurdish.

I can see this turning out to be a disaster but for some reason iv always rated Reyes.

TRANSFER RUMOURS Tottenham manager Juande Ramos is interested in signing Barcelona's Brazilian striker Ronaldinho, who could cost as little as £12m. (Various) Chelsea will bid £12m for Croatia playmaker Luka Modric. (Daily Star) Newcastle are interested in Atletico Madrid's former Arsenal winger Jose Antonio Reyes. (Various) Liverpool midfielder Xabi Alonso insists he will not be leaving the club this summer, despite being linked with Spanish giants Real Madrid. (The Times) Blackburn manager Mark Hughes has moved to warn off clubs who may want to enquire about David Bentley, saying the midfielder is not for sale. (Various) Real Madrid are preparing a £3.6m summer move for Hibernian's 21-year-old striker Steven Fletcher. (Scottish Sun) Defender John Pantsil will quit West Ham this summer. (The Sun) Fulham will release David Healy in the summer, with Ipswich the striker's likely destination. (The Times) Manchester United defender Jonny Evans has indicated he would consider making his loan move to Sunderland a permanent transfer. (Various) Manchester City expect to lose one of their goalkeepers this summer, with Andreas Isaksson or Kasper Schmeichel set to leave. (The Times) Middlesbrough's England Under-21 winger Adam Johnson has hinted he may leave the club in order to play regular first-team football. (Daily Express) Back to top OTHER GOSSIP John Terry has been assured he will be given an opportunity to stake his claim for the England captaincy, while it has emerged Wayne Rooney is also a candidate for the role. (Various) But fellow centre-back Rio Ferdinand, who was skipper for Wednesday's 1-0 friendly defeat against France in Paris, has made it clear he wants to retain the job. (Various) Coach Fabio Capello has claimed David Beckham can be England's answer to Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo. (Various) Meanwhile, striker Michael Owen has said he was not clear about his role when he came on for England against France, and suggested journalists should ask Capello what he was trying to achieve if they wanted clarification. (Various) Fulham boss Roy Hodgson has questioned the commitment of striker Jari Litmanen, who signed for the club in January. "He has not played one game in a Fulham shirt but he has played two matches for Finland," said Hodgson. (Various) Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has backed his captain William Gallas after speculation his team-mates are unhappy with the defender's leadership style. (Various) Celtic want an explanation from the Scottish FA for sending Barry Wilson home from international duty against his will. (Daily Record) Back to top AND FINALLY An incredible two-thirds of football fans questioned in a survey believe that following the sport is a complete waste of money and are considering switching to rugby instead. Eight out of 10 fans feel players' wages are "offensive", while 67% are bored of the 'big four' clubs dominating the Premier League. (Daily Star)

TRANSFER RUMOURS Liverpool manager Rafael Benitez has been identified as the man to replace current Barcelona boss Frank Rijkaard. The Spaniard is also the target of Real Madrid, Valencia and Atletico Madrid. (Various) The Catalan giants look set for a summer overhaul, with Ronaldinho likely to leave for a cut-price £12m at the end of the season - putting Chelsea on red alert. (The Sun) But the Blues could be more interested in tempting Barca's highly rated teenage striker Gal Assulin, who has also caught the eye of Manchester City scouts, to Stamford Bridge. (Daily Star) 606: DEBATE Tell us your transfer rumours Goalkeeper Ben Foster's bid to go out on loan to the Championship has been blocked by Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson. (Daily Mirror) Mark Schwarzer is Celtic's number one choice to replace unsettled keeper Artur Boruc, who is a target for Aston Villa. (Daily Mirror) Stoke manager Tony Pulis is on the verge of signing Newcastle striker Shola Ameobi on loan to boost his Premier League promotion hopes. (Various) Newcastle may replace Ameobi with Sam Vokes after the Wales Under-21 international admitted he could leave Bournemouth for St James' Park in the summer. (The Independent) Derby County are ready to make midfielder Hossam Ghaly's loan move permanent in a £2m end-of-season deal. (Daily Star) Bolton Wanderers manager Gary Megson may make a second bid for Blackburn striker Jason Roberts after failing with a move in the January transfer window. (The Independent) German side Wolfsburg have emerged as possible summer bidders for Celtic midfielder Massimo Donati. (Daily Record) Back to top OTHER GOSSIP Los Angeles Galaxy's David Beckham will not be retiring from international football as the 100-cap midfielder insists he can be part of England boss Fabio Capello's long-term plans. (Daily Star) Martin Taylor wants to visit Eduardo again after the Arsenal striker revealed he does not remember the Birmingham defender meeting him to apologise in the wake of his horror injury last month. (Daily Mirror) Sunderland have resolved their row with the Trinidad and Tobago Football Federation, leaving Carlos Edwards and Kenwyne Jones clear to play against West Ham United on Saturday. (Various) Back to top AND FINALLY Arsenal captain William Gallas has revealed he has no "mates" at the Emirates. "They are more like acquaintances," he said. "Really, it's the guys at [former club] Chelsea. It always gives me pleasure to see them again." (The Independent)

Plays for Fenerbahce?

Bawan, Besty, Stevie, 2J, Magma, Jimbo, SLP and T-Keith Water boy: BT

At a young age I wanted be a mechanic, then a footy player then a formula 1 driver then an engineer by this time i was 16 and last year i wanted to be a computer technician but this i wanna be a football coach funny old world.

Me Brother: "That ref is racist he would have never sent Rooney or Ferdinand of for doing that, its an absolute disgrace he should be banned"

You still wanna be one

Formula one driver or a football player :| Poor me

Mark Viduka has revealed he fears Newcastle 'doing a Leeds' and slipping out of the Premier League. The Magpies striker was with Leeds when they were relegated from the top flight three years ago and he has contemplated suffering a similar fate with Newcastle during their recent winless streak. Kevin Keegan's men slipped towards trouble after failing to win in 13 league games but their relegation fears were eased by a much-needed victory over Fulham on Saturday, with Viduka scoring the opening goal in the 2-0 win. "There have been times when I thought it was going to be another Leeds," Viduka told the Daily Star. "You've got to think like that because the situation we're in isn't the best." Hopes were high at St James' Park last summer following the appointment of Sam Allardyce as manager, with Viduka's arrival from Middlesbrough one of several promising signings. But things did not go to plan under Allardyce and he was replaced by Keegan in January. Viduka admits the pressure on Allardyce affected the players, although he is now hoping the Magpies can build on the Fulham victory and haul themselves clear of danger. "When I signed from Boro and a few other players came in, people expected things, but it's been very frustrating," he added. "There were always whispers about the manager being changed and that's not an ideal situation. That shouldn't affect your performance but sometimes it does. "At Leeds, nobody knew what was really going on and our performances were affected. "I felt this was going to be a solid year at Newcastle, but it hasn't worked out that way, so everyone is happy to get this win."

Enriques run

Jose Enrique then I guess.

Smith isn't on ya na.

Someone change the title to Newcastle 2 - 0 Fulham. Makes me feel better Edit: Thank you

send me it aswell plz

Ultrabeat vs Scott Brown - I go crazy

Nickelback - Someday

Coldplay - Fix you

Bob Marley - I shot the Sheriff

Dont ever ever ever ever ever even think about getting 1 of them. I had the 5610 for 2 weeks and it broke took it back and got a new one, that broke within days. So i changed it to the 5310 and thats fucking broke after 2 months which means i wont be able to get a new one, fucking piece of shit of a phone

Bawan. Was just a suggestion since hes probably had his shittest season since he put on a Toon top.

Sunderland, Boro and Chelsea.