bawan

Bob Marley - I shot the Sheriff

Dont ever ever ever ever ever even think about getting 1 of them. I had the 5610 for 2 weeks and it broke took it back and got a new one, that broke within days. So i changed it to the 5310 and thats fucking broke after 2 months which means i wont be able to get a new one, fucking piece of shit of a phone

Bawan. Was just a suggestion since hes probably had his shittest season since he put on a Toon top.

Sunderland, Boro and Chelsea.

If we sell Given and need a second choice keeper to come in I think Oleksandr Shovkovskiy would be a great choice. I don't think any of our youngsters are ready to step into the Premier League just yet. Who would you have. Here is just a little video with Oleksandr Shovkovskiy: Edit: Shovkovskiy is 33

Aye, if you fancy organising it if yaz want I can book Gateshead Leisure Center for 2 hours, £32 cannit go wrong

Is there no chance we could have this a bit earlier than planned?

only if i can do the same to you for bringing that shite to my consciousness

Would love to come again but I think am gonna be on holiday, if i am not count me in.

Dj Ironik - So Nice

NEWCASTLE United are keeping tabs on a player once dubbed “the bad boy of Brazilian football”. Technical director Jeff Vetere travelled to Spain at the weekend to run the rule over Sevilla’s 27-year-old striker Luis Fabiano – and saw him grab the winner in a 2-1 victory over Levante – one of 20 goals he has scored this season. And this after Vetere had been to a youth tournament in La Manga the day before. If United decide they would like to splash out the cash for Fabiano, they have a key man in the form of player recruitment big-wig Tony Jimenez, who has strong links with Sevilla. For although Jimenez was born in Brixton, his family come from Seville and he is credited with being the driving force when Spurs went for the La Liga outfit’s Juande Ramos, who was replaced as caretaker boss by Manolo Jimenez. But at the same time, United will have no chance if Fabiano listens to his Sevilla striking partner Freddy Kanoute, who was known to dread trips to Tyneside because of the weather. To be fair to Messrs Jimenez, Wise and Vetere, while Kevin Keegan is doing his best to keep United in the Premier League, they are all looking for talent after the inevitable St James’s Park clear-out in the summer. United parted company with chief scout Steve Walsh last night, and I understand the club are set to bring in a foreign scout to fill the vacancy to ensure they don’t miss out on any European talent. The Chronicle reported last Saturday that Wise and Jimenez had been in France to look at St Etienne’s 22-year-old striker Bafetimbi Gomis – the man hailed as the next Didier Drogba. But United know they would face a lot of competition for Gomis, with Arsenal ready to step up their interest following the bad injury to Eduardo. However, with Jimenez’s help, they could have better luck with Fabiano, who has also had spells with Rennes, Sao Paulo and FC Porto. It was while he was with Sao Paulo that Fabiano was labelled the bad boy of Brazilian football after a number of brawls, including one incident when he studded a player just below the neck. But he has strength on the ball, plenty of pace, and knows where the goal is – and was one of the marksmen in Sevilla’s 4-0 victory over Middlesbrough in the 2006 UEFA Cup final. He has a year left on his contract and a holding company owns 35% of his contract. United are certainly doing their homework, and it looks as though they are going to challenge Rafael Benitez and Liverpool for the top players in Spain because of the Tony Jimenez connection, although there will now obviously be competition from Ramos and Spurs. Meanwhile, United are still hoping to sign Bournemouth striker Sam Vogts, even though there has been a development on the south coast. Administrator Gerald Krasner has accepted an offer for the club, but while United still want to go ahead with their £250,000 bid – and lend the Welsh Under-21 star back to the League One outfit – the new owners are expected to try and squeeze more money out of them.

or nob in mouth Your mouth his nob?

Muslim? Were do you live?

Computer OrBit.

Any need for that?

Get your rat out.

Those videos never work for me anymore, the link doesnt, it asks me to log in using my TT account i log in and it just says error, could one of the admins help out plz

I DONT KNOW, WHY DO PIGEONS WALK FUNNY? Wor lass said "because they've got two legs...". :scratchchin: She also said because they have only got 3 toes on each foot iirc.

WHY DO PIGEONS WALK FUNNY?

Fuck Newcastle, Fuck Scotland, Fuck Mcgeady, Fuck Nakamura, Fuck Fletcher, Fuck Brown I just wanna get 3 points on the board, all those players in the Scottish league would play in the Championship, KK is planning well ahead for life in the Championship Edit: We are all fucked

Championship

I got 46 At least Magma's not a danger to oncoming traffic though. Oncoming? Car hit iz from behind, thick shit

I got 46

Like Stevie said its not for me to say how good or bad I am. But what I will say is that I don't have a lot of power.

Hes a defender, hes 32, hes linked with the Toon, probs worse than the shit we have got now.