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Aye, true. I'm playing 5-a-side at Man Citeh's old indoor training complex at the moment...that new fangled astro stuff....it's a good surface but we're playing on two pitches side by side, so it's as wide as it is long-a complete square in other words. Technique only comes into it when space is at a premium imho....it's absolute gash when you can just ping the ball into acres of space. The TT 5-a-side had some decent technique even if pace was non-existent. no names said

Course he doesn't, classic internet tough guy Yeh thats what I was meaning to say, tbh if he said anything like that to any one in real life they would hit him so hard he would forget his name, but then again he might be a monkey massive and get his lil charver crew on ya

I wonder if he actually has the guts to be that cheeky to people in real life. Talking about Rico btw Couldn't care less if ML was gay.

The day I started to support Newcastle

Happy Birthday

Maybe it wasn't a sprained ankle.

Doesn't look too bad imo. What happened to him, sprained ankle or something

If no one is up for this, Jonny mate you na what to do (Delete the thread)

Happy Birthday mate

Would Sunday the 30th of March be a problem for anyone? That would be a week after Easter.

Everton 3-0 Brann Yakubu with 2 goals Johnson with the other Edit: Make that 3-1

Deal! Pooptash, water boy?

Get in!!! We'll just play 50-50 since theres only two of us

I know that there is a thread that this subject has been discussed on before anyone starts being clever (Besty and Jonny2J). Are any of you guys up for a Easter football tournament. If you are up for playing at around Easter time please put your name down in this thread and if there is enough people we could organize a nice little kick about.

Bobby's sense of humor?

Too busy in the humour dept. You are canny funny like bobby

Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. You'll find oot soon enough. Wasn't my fault i got shunted from behind when I was stationary and in 3rd gear at a roundabout You started cleaning up yet Done it straight away man. I didn't stall I took action, something you should take note of. Just wait until I get my "Pink wings." Besty is on a driving lesson atm with the same instructor, after the little accident I had me instructor went, "Cant wait to tell Michael whats happened"

Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. You'll find oot soon enough. Wasn't my fault i got shunted from behind when I was stationary and in 3rd gear at a roundabout You started cleaning up yet

Do any damage to the property? Put it this way. The talking clock will never talk again.

Do any damage to the property?

... left cans of coke in the freezer overnight

Not me btw. I got my pink wings about 5 years ago (Driving license ho ho ho). Fuck I feel old. Spill the beans then old timer. You'll find oot soon enough. Wasn't my fault i got shunted from behind when I was stationary and in 3rd gear at a roundabout

Newcastle's struggling squad have been warned that they are playing for their St James' Park futures. The Magpies are hovering just six points above the relegation zone and have yet to taste victory since Kevin Keegan's return as manager. Heavy defeats at Arsenal and Aston Villa have come alongside home draws against Bolton and Middlesbrough. And with Manchester United the visitors to the North East on Saturday, there is little sign of respite for the Toon Army with a trip to Anfield on the horizon. Keegan's trusted No.2 Terry McDermott admits their run of games has been tough, but insists every member of the squad must prove their worth before an expected summer spending spree. He told the Daily Express: "The fixture list has not been kind to Kevin but you don't get anything for free in the Premier League these days. "The standard is so high across the board that it is impossible to say there are easier games and more difficult ones. It doesn't work that way. "Kevin knows what he wants and he will get it but he needs to bring in some fresh faces in the summer and right now, all the players are playing for their futures. "The manager wants them to show the type of determination and drive he got from the last Newcastle team he created - and he won't stop until he gets it." And McDermott insists Keegan needs to be given time to turn things around at Newcastle, pointing to the difficulties he endured in the early stages of his first stint at the helm in the 1990s. The Magpies came close to sliding into the old Third Division, but victories in their final two matches saw them beat the drop. McDermott added: "There were some tough times in those early days. Kevin has always said the signing of Brian Kilcline in the back end of the 1991-92 season was the principal reason for us staying up, but it was very much touch and go. "What happened the following season is that Kevin chose some high-class footballers and the momentum started from there. But what that first season in charge shows is that it takes time and patience to build a side. "Kevin has not even bought anyone yet. What is the old phrase about Rome not being built in a day? Well, they are right."

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Jonny you are the