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Henceforth I shall be known as Skidmark Remover.............actually that doesn't really convey the gladitorial epicness I was hoping for

I assumed he would refuse to accept the authority of the court anyway. I would be happy if he just stopped posting after every post Leazes makes

The clock is ticking Skidmark

If you are talking about the Monty hall Problem you are wrong - you should always switch doors Yes, because the other of the 2 remaining doors now has a 66% chance. Not sure where I said otherwise. Read carefully. EDIT: The question at the end is not "should you switch?" It's unrelated. Sorry - lazy reading

If you are talking about the Monty hall Problem you are wrong - you should always switch doors

This season is fucking nutso

If The Cross was the smaller of those two clubs next to each other, the one with the brick arches I used to love it in there. Peach@the Leisure Lounge and Love Muscle were my other regular haunts.

Damn lawyers

Aye. They need to post any previous usernames before I vote. Ta. I was big wez and the hove avenger many years ago on previous boards, but I've always been toonpants on here

What do you think skiddo - noon Friday suit you?

The challenge was issued and accepted Freddy doesn't agree with that, and he's perfect oh fuck off man you tedious cunt Aye, I'm the tedious one Yes you really are. You are far and away the worst poster on the forum Yourself excluded ? Shove a poll up - who is the worst poster me or you, whoever loses never posts again. Deal? Would anyone even notice if you didn't post? You make the poll and it's a deal So bring it on - loser scuttles off never to post again

Freddy doesn't agree with that, and he's perfect oh fuck off man you tedious cunt Aye, I'm the tedious one Yes you really are. You are far and away the worst poster on the forum Yourself excluded ? Shove a poll up - who is the worst poster me or you, whoever loses never posts again. Deal?

Freddy doesn't agree with that, and he's perfect oh fuck off man you tedious cunt Aye, I'm the tedious one Yes you really are. You are far and away the worst poster on the forum

Aye. Taking absolutely nothing for granted with the next two fixtures apart from seeing what a glorious opportunity they present to keep on building this team's belief in itself and beginning to turn SJP back into a stronghold again. Hope Chris is thinking the exact same way and has the right approach mapped out for channeling the positives from the last few games while keeping their feet on the ground. Really hope so, the guy's been genuine class. One of the things that has really struck me is the focus Hughton has installed. Barton was asked after the Arsenal match about being fifth in the league and he immeidiatly said the only thing that matters is Blackburn Rovers. After the Sunderland win Hughton said we've got to concentrate on the Arsenal match. Back in the day when Liverpool won everything going their absolute and utter mantra was take each game as it comes, These days everybody talks about the end of the season and who will win the championship/get relegated after 3 maches. It does my old heart proud to hear Newcastke being the ones who are only interested in the next game. Hughton said something along the lines of not getting too excited when we win, not getting too upset when we lose the other day - I really think we have lucked out with him. Hope Ashley doesn;t fuck it

I would be quite happy with zero international call ups at this stage

The old left wing pc dogooder sandalista in me loves the fact that we are being lead out of the wilderness by a black swp member. I reckon all the great managers have been socialists, maybe I,ll start a thread on it when I'm sober

I think you are all overestimating where we are at the moment. I have nothing but admiration for Hughton, and I am enjoying the spirit and mentality of the team at the moment, but we are miles behind where we could hae been at this point. If Ashley had backed Keegn over Wise, and invested fairly modestly in the team following Keegans advice during that ill fated transfer window I am absolutely crtain it would be us not Spurs laying in the Champions League this season. As it happens relegation wasnt the disaster it could have been, but this is almost entirely due to the luck in having a man with the decency ability and patience of Hughton(a Keegan apointment) at the cub at the time. I am pleased that Hugton is in charge now, but relegation a blessing, not a chance. The last two years have been a huge missed opportunity.

The problem with the contract uncertainty as much as anything is the problems it gives with recruiting a new number 2, and the message given to the team so that they key players don't get itchy feet during the window. Existing players and any new recruits are going to want to know what they are signing up for

Just so we know what we are dealing with here The Walking Dead Zombie Rules (from AMC) Zombie Rule #1: Ability to run is based on the amount of time a zombie has been undead, and how much decay has set in. Zombie Rule #2: Zombies decay but at a much slower rate than humans, and it's still possible to differentiate between young and old zombies. Zombie Rule #3: Zombies are like lions: if they've eaten, you can walk by them without fear, but a pack of hungry zombies will attack you. (Good to know. Good to Know...) Zombie Rule #4: The quickest speed of any zombie is a shambling run. see Night of the Living Dead. NO sprinters exist. (Also good to know...) Zombie Rule #5: Zombies are not dexterous. They cannot pick up or use any items more complex than a rock or a stick. Zombie Rule #6: Zombies have poor eyesight but they do have a strong sense of smell. Zombie Rule #7: Zombies cannot speak but can communicate by pack mentality. The herd tends to move together if they sight food. (Jeez!!! Crafty bastards...) Zombie Rule #8: There is no overt recognition of people or places, there is a sense of familiarity that can dictate where a zombie moves. Zombie Rule #9: There's no known cause of the zombie mutation, but it's suspected to be a virus or infection. Zombie Rule #10: Once you're bitten you'll die and reanimate as a walker. How long it takes is related to the nature your bite. I thought the first episode was excellent - surprisingly graphic.

Safety Car was a farce in that race, not clearing the back markers out of the way was ridiculous.

I get where you are coming from but its rose tinted spectacle stuff for me. Jonas's runs virtually all resulted in conceding posession. Taking the pressure off should be popping crosses on Carrols head. Gives the team balance - very important to our recent run.

he conducts himself superbly. He's done a great job, said last year that if Alan Shearer had came in and did what he had done, we would be saying we had a Brian Clough on our hands. Early days yet. To go higher, he needs big backing [whatever anyone thinks to the contrary] and show he can handle higher calibre players because with them comes personality and ego problems. Thats just the way it is. Give him a contract, and it also blows the theories that appointing someone from within, timing is important, all of this sort of bollocks to smithereens. To be honest I would be happy if we keep the decent players we have got and carry on going for the likes of Tiote/Ben Arfa. I don't see us ever buying right at the top of the market again I just hope Ashley realises how lucky he has got with Hughton and the way he has pulled everybody together. The trouble with team spirit is it is so much easier to destroy than it is to create, and I have absolutely no confidence that Ashley wont pull the rug out one way or another at any moment

Considering the state of the club when we went down, the players he was left with and the atmosphere round the club. Given the way Ashley and co went on last season, and the lack of support or any form of leadership from above this season,what he has acheived in the last season and a quarter is nothing short of astonishing. The way he has conducted himself in interviews after the last two games when pressed about his contract, as he has conducted himself throughout is impeccable. I love him