spongebob toonpants

Banana skin avoided. Thought Shola did OK

1 0500 get up make very large espresso 2 0510 - 0700 play online poker 3 0700 wake wife and kids 4 0705 15 mins on eliptical trainer (damn new year resolution) 5 0725 shout at kids to wake up 6 0730 shower 7 0745 lose temper with still sleeping kids 8 0750 have yogurt and rolled oats for breakfast (damn new year diet) 9 0815 leave for work

Renton acheives correctness nirvana

.......heres another one now, like! Who did you post as formerly? 83864[/snapback] Me = Gibbon to be fair I didnt / dont post often, more of a voyeur 83867[/snapback] I think luckypierre is a much better poster than Gibbon tbh. Must be the company you keep. 83873[/snapback] Im just a bit more polite on here so I can get into a clique 83878[/snapback] Join the queue. I must have been on here for months and I've barely got my foot in the clique door. 83881[/snapback] Me Wez and the Avenger are forming our own clique

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Does that make SBTP Hove Avenger? 83850[/snapback] shhh dont go bandying my secret identity to all and sundry or how can the inhabitants of the gay riviera expect to sleep in peace.

Renton finally achieves misery nirvana

Because you're the protector of all things furry? 82301[/snapback] Apart from cows, pigs and sheep. 82370[/snapback] Word of advice, don't eat the furry pigs. 82373[/snapback] 82430[/snapback] What about hairy pie?

I've never been so insulted tbh.

I believe that should be pronounced "soooopoyb!" 82384[/snapback] I'm worried that I read it as being pronounced like that straight away, without even getting to your post.... 82395[/snapback] Are you saying my post was obselete and quite simply a waste of everyones time? Are you Lou. Are you? 82397[/snapback] Worry ye not manc- my pronunciation was indeed incorrect and I appreciate your intervention which will have prevented any future embarresment I would have endured

Surely the corrogated shape of the aparatus would lead to sandwich structural integrity problems?

Just bought me a George Foreman. Steak for lunch in the office. Superb.

So basically Hell actually will freeze over before we win another trophy

Aye he's just apeing around, up to a bit of monkey business and all that. But he's tred on a bit of a banana skin now the coppers are involved! 82319[/snapback] "Can I have some bananas for my coat" when they were doing the shopping list is still my favourite line so far

I think global warming is a bit of a red herring, climate change is happening, but it always has and gives the big corporations an easy taarget to argue against. We should be tackling polution for polutions sake, its what we breathe for christs sake. If we sort out the air we wont have to worry about whether we are causing climate change or not.

Its not Gorilla anyway, he was just winding them uo

I like Pete, that simpering would have sent anybody over the edge

Keep watching, the shits going to hit the fan in about 15 minutes

Im so cool that I have "Kylie Korner" A little shrine where I proudly display my collection of Kylie memorobillia.

Thats me out then, Is it possible to find something to listen to less interesting than coldplay btw

Yep, I am hooked on this one and loving every minute. I enjoy it as a pantomime as much as the next man, but I do also genuinely find the whole big brother phenomenum fascinating 80512[/snapback] Let's hope something good comes out of it and Barrymore 'buggered' his career for good. 80517[/snapback] I must admit I have reservations about watching Barrymore, he really does seem to be a bit close to the edge. 80524[/snapback] He's a jibbering old queen who with a bit of luck will top himself when this is all over 80543[/snapback] have you ever considered a career as a counsellor

I agree with that, I never found him funny in the slightest

Yep, I am hooked on this one and loving every minute. I enjoy it as a pantomime as much as the next man, but I do also genuinely find the whole big brother phenomenum fascinating 80512[/snapback] Let's hope something good comes out of it and Barrymore 'buggered' his career for good. 80517[/snapback] I must admit I have reservations about watching Barrymore, he really does seem to be a bit close to the edge.

Yep, I am hooked on this one and loving every minute. I enjoy it as a pantomime as much as the next man, but I do also genuinely find the whole big brother phenomenum fascinating

Ironic coming from soemone who thought the Pope was decent harmless old bloke. Big Brothers appeal to me lies in watching the desconstruction of personality that takes place, even more interesting when it the celebrity facade that deconstructs, or in this series implodes. The twist in this series with the non-celeb even deconstructs what it means to be a celebrity. If as looks likely Chantelle wins and her imaginary song becomes a hit it will possibbly be the apotheosis of post modern culture

Yer dads a fucking dinosaur 78658[/snapback] fyp I am the other side of this equation, I am educating my children with the Clash, Ramones Undertones, a bit of Elvis, Primal Scream and JAMC, and of course Kylie