spongebob toonpants

Yes you are right, as soon as anybody has a kid they give up drinking and going out altogether 41106[/snapback] Nah, I didn't maen that, what I meant was you have an extra responsability therefore you have to priorites certain things. Getting off your tits most nights, whether it's drink or drugs, can;t be a healthy environment for a child? I'm not saying you can't go out and get pissed, I'm just saying not all the time shirley? 41114[/snapback] Yes but you dont have to go out all the time for the media to portray you as a party animal. Shirley you havent been rtaken in by the gutter press?

30 years ago today (well tomorrow but whose counting) The Thrilla in Manilla, Ali Foreman 3. Ali way cooler than James Dean

So should Liverpool have sacked Benitez last season after finishing fifth?

If I were you I would stop worrying about the people wearing rose-tinted glasses and start worrying about the people wearing white coats

Yes you are right, as soon as anybody has a kid they give up drinking and going out altogether

ker-ching

Uninformed speculation stated as stone cold fact - I love this sort of post

I want all the teams in he champions league to lose, but I want all the teams in the EUFA to stay in because I think playing on a Thursday can bollocks your season

Yes us doddery old over forties havent got a fckin clue like

What Kate Moss would like if she had married me

Well if we are doing crap jokes....... Donald Rumsfeld says to Bush "Bad news about the coalition, 3 Brazillian soldiers died yesterday" Bush says"That sound bad, remind me how many is a brazillion?"

If you write a timeless classic it doesnt matter when you write it, lets face it when was the last time Mozart wrote anything decent

Nice face, body of a pre-pubescent boy. Nice if you like that sort of thing I suppose 40694[/snapback] If pre pubescent boys look like this count me in

Saddest thread ever........................................tbh

OK so I told myself be sensible and get somebody in, so I went to the Corgi homepage typed in my postcode and rang the first number on the list. £85 + vat +parts, but at least a two week wait. So I say to the bloke, off the record like, how hard is it. His advice, its simple just make sure you use a new hose

So Souness is now getting criticised for selling people cheaply we havent even signed. He really cant do anything right

Theres a plan. Good man

Aaawww Dad

Beef curtains that is

I know its mean and petty but the thought of paying some bastard a ridiculous amout to do something that takes five minutes is really pissing me off. 40407[/snapback] Exactly why manc-mag stopped using prostitutes 40413[/snapback] Wey Hey

Sounds good. I know its mean and petty but the thought of paying some bastard a ridiculous amout to do something that takes five minutes is really pissing me off. Fuck.........Ive turned into my Dad

I'll do it myself if it guarentees blowing up half of Liverpool. Mrs spongebob might object if I got a pro in anarl

You should really get a life anf learn to drink and take drugs. Its clever and hard

Just bought a new one, got to be a piece of piss to fit surely? Anybody know

I was being sarcy because I thought as a Dylan hater; and in an attempt at humour and denigration you'd changed 'Bob' to 'Bib'. I take it back if it was unintended. Should have known you weren't that childish really. Bobist tbh. 40337[/snapback] My spelling mistake tbh