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And this wouldn't even be on here if Stevie hadn't hit the Special Brew in preparation for the derby

You can see why they'd get upset, like

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webimage/sol.../1897873866.jpg Canny.

Couldn't agree more. And I'd stick Chandhok in there from a technical POV too. His knowledge is absolutely fucking unbelievable. I hear they've given Jordan a more prominent role as 'lead analyst'. I'll be using the red button to stick the Five Live commentary on then - I wish EJ would just fuck off. What the fuck could Eddie Jordan analyse? Apart from how amazing he thinks Eddie Jordan is? Although to be fair to him while he does talk a large amount of shite about himself he does have a knack of finding out stuff. Remember when he suggested Schumacher was coming back after the last race of 2009? In better news it's going to be broadcast in HD this year

Hark at the little Hitler

Meh. It's okay if you stick to the few decent bars. Most of it is like the Bigg Market on acid though - Henley's shirts and fake tan as far as the eye can see.

Anyone fancy a Toontastic night out on Wearside? I also got kicked out (and apparently barred, although I've been in since) from Diva for trying to drunkenly write SMB on a toilet door after my graduation.

Night out in Sunderland. I enter a kebab shop at kicking out time full of the roughest, toughest, meanest looking Burberry clad wastes of DNA you have ever seen. My plimsolls, skinny jeans and straightened hair mean I already stand out like a sore thumb but being absolutely bladdered I decide to make sure these fuckers notice me. Now what's the best way to upset a kebab shop full of drunken Mackem charvas. I open my mouth... "I went to Blaydon Races, twas on the ninth of June..." WALLOP!!! I go down, my kebab (complete with garlic sauce) comes with me. Seems one of the blokes has taken umbrage at my singing. By the time I had got back on my feet he'd left the shop with a few of his mates, I make an effort to chase him but end up being sick and falling into a taxi. I felt like a bit of a twat the next morning, I was lucky not to get my head kicked in

Legard was shit but I agree with Craig. I can't see Brundle working as the lead commentator. I dread to think what DC will be like in the commentary box given his ever so obvious bias towards Red Bull. If I had my way I'd have went for Crofty, Brundle and Ant. I don't think it would've been too crowded and all three are fantastic broadcasters.

Was on RTG a while ago about 20% of their screen names were FTM at the end, and they did a poll about email addresses and 4 in 10 had FTM in them. Anyone who has SMB as their email address is a mug. Still trumped by the cunt who has "Ricky George" as his name - weapons grade bitterness as they'd say on Skunkers. Sunderland could win the Champions League and the SMB would be less joyous than when we lost to Marseille. Sweet Jesus, the Drogba avatars I forgot about that. Just popped over to the SMB and it's like late October all over again. Is the arrogance inherent? They're giving it the big'un and basically setting themselves up for a massive fall...again. I'd love to do the double over them but I can't see it. I have little faith in Pardew's tactics and with Tiote out we'll get overran in the middle of the park. If you offered me a dull as dishwater 0-0 draw now I'd take your hands off. The mackems will win this time though they will. I'll offer anyone 3/1 on a toon victory now. Probably, especially given their home form, but they went on like the result was in the bag last time around and got bummed. I thought they may have learned but obviously not.

Was on RTG a while ago about 20% of their screen names were FTM at the end, and they did a poll about email addresses and 4 in 10 had FTM in them. Anyone who has SMB as their email address is a mug. Still trumped by the cunt who has "Ricky George" as his name - weapons grade bitterness as they'd say on Skunkers. Sunderland could win the Champions League and the SMB would be less joyous than when we lost to Marseille. Sweet Jesus, the Drogba avatars I forgot about that. Just popped over to the SMB and it's like late October all over again. Is the arrogance inherent? They're giving it the big'un and basically setting themselves up for a massive fall...again. I'd love to do the double over them but I can't see it. I have little faith in Pardew's tactics and with Tiote out we'll get overran in the middle of the park. If you offered me a dull as dishwater 0-0 draw now I'd take your hands off.

fyp Shola? Are you sure?

He has a point mind, Krul's distribution is laughably poor. Easily the weakest part of his game. Still, keep it on the training ground rather than going to the press.

You're more bothered by the predictable sensationalism from a tabloid than your main striker being out injured because he got pissed up? Or is it just rumours that he's injured? He got injured against Spurs before he outed himself as a lightweight. It says so in the article.

Jesus fucking christ! Everytime it hink this bucnh cannot become any more sad, depressing and fucked up they manage it, i really now genuinely pitty them and feel sorry that they have to suffer such empty, barren livves that revolve solely around bitterness and obsession with their superiro neighbours! In the words of Darren Bent: "RTG does make me laugh As well as some so called safc supporters"

I only drive when mortal tbh.

Stevenage, their fans and the police are all agreed it's a Stevenage fan. According to their forum he was trying to get a players shirt, was told to bugger off so sparked him out and ran away

He got straight 9.5's from everyone in my local.

Tiote's momentum made it look much, much, much worse than it actually was. The FA wont admit Marriner was probably incorrect to send him off though. I'm going by the laws of De Jong - if a player makes contact with the ball as well as the man then any tackle is fair game. Considering Tiote didn't even make contact with the man then it's never a foul.

I thought we'd have played a weaker team. As long as Nolan & Barton don't pick up knocks I'm very happy with that.

The more he acts a knob off the pitch the more he scores on it. He can be caught injecting heroin into his bellend in Blu Bambu toilets if he scores a hattrick next weekend.

No. FOUR Jagerbombs, SIX bottles of Peroni, TWO lager tops and ONE can of Stella.

I did hear this at the time, although it was a table and not a stool he was dancing on.

I hope we hammer them personally. A proper rape. 6, 7 or maybe even 8 nil would make me very happy. Scummy, publicity seeking wankers that they are. He's on loan at Gateshead.

Xisco, in the dressing room, with the 14 inch strap on.